The South Stand Report : Toronto v Colorado
Jul23

The South Stand Report : Toronto v Colorado

The Part I Write Before The Match : Anything can happen, it seems. An undermanned Toronto can somehow hold their mettle to steal a point in historic legendary Yankee Stadium missing too much of their first team. So why not a thumping of Colorado. Bold Predictions : Colorado wearing their buttery Sweden kits Vazquez man of the Match performance A keeper let’s in a howler of a goal (either side) On to the Match : 5’ – GOAL...

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South Couch Report : New York v Toronto
Jul19

South Couch Report : New York v Toronto

Long day. No predictions. No insight.  I called for a win on the road.  Ambitious, I know. On To The Match : 12’ – GOAL – Ball finds its way into the box, first hit cross by Spencer, full volley to Ashtone Morgan, and buries it like a pro for his first goal and Kristin squees uncontrollably for seven-to-ten minutes somewhere. PIZZA RATS 0, ROBINS 1 26’ – YELLOW – Moor booked for something. 31’ – SUB...

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Episode 196 – 17/07/20 #TheGoldenCodpiece
Jul18

Episode 196 – 17/07/20 #TheGoldenCodpiece

The gang is all here to discuss the glory of the Canadian Men’s National Team in the Gold Cup, talk some TFC administrative news and preview two games against NYCFC and Colorado. In this episode Duncan might know a Jamaican, Mark names his Canadian NBA centers, Tony wants Pele to pay for a wall, and Kristin references the Heath Ledger classic film, A Knight’s Tale. Give us any rating on iTunes, when you get a chance. It would help...

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Episode 195 – 17/07/17 #TheOneWithTheCPLPrez #SickBeirneBro
Jul11

Episode 195 – 17/07/17 #TheOneWithTheCPLPrez #SickBeirneBro

In this episode, the gang is all present to interview their second president in 2017 as Canadian Premier League President Paul Beirne (@Paulbeirne) joins them to discuss his time at Toronto FC, a little bit of Brighton Hove & Albion, and ask the “hard-hitting questions” (as best as we could) about the CPL. In this episode, Tony talks Gremlins, Mark breaks into convulsions with certain trigger words, Kristin tries so hard to get...

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The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto
Jul07

The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto

The Part I Write Before The Match : Got home late.  No time!   Bold Predictions : Larin scores Toronto wins Vazquez is amazing On to the Match : 18’ – GOAL – Giovinco takes a ball from Delgado, cuts a pretty pass through four defenders to Altidore, one touch to settle, one to put it underneath Bendik. PURPS 0, ROBINS 1 24’ – Giovinco free kick from 20 yards out nearly makes Duncan choke on his drink as he beats...

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