The South Couch Report : Ottawa v Toronto
May24

The South Couch Report : Ottawa v Toronto

The Part I Write Before The Match : It’s V-Cup time!  Seriously, I’m excited. I’m mostly excited because soon there will more than 5 teams *gasp!*.  Can you even imagine a national cup with more than 5 teams?  You can?  I guess if you count every other country, sure. Toronto is coming off of their first non-victory in like forever.  I don’t know how you don’t sack the whole team, but it was a draw.  I expect a comprehensive victory...

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The South Couch Report : New York v Toronto
May20

The South Couch Report : New York v Toronto

The Part I Write Before The Match : Well, I’m running behind, full on fish and chips and I’ve got enough time to just to predictions.  Sorry.  Not really. Bold Predictions : #altitts will get two goals BWP will be held off the scoresheet Bradley will get a booking On to the Match : Quote of the Match : Is Cooper playing? [No.] Good. ~ my wife 16’ – BWP puts it into the box and Gulbrandson gets a solid shot off, but Bono gobbles...

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Episode 187 – 17/05/18 #MLSLiveAndVibe
May17

Episode 187 – 17/05/18 #MLSLiveAndVibe

Most of the group is here to talk about the crap of the Columbus game, the bizarre Minnesota match, look ahead to the match on Friday against the energy drinks of New Jersey and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark does a TV personality impersonation, Kristin impersonates a random French defender, and Duncan tells you what you missed out on at the beginning of the game. Give us any rating on iTunes, when you get a chance. It...

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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Minnesota
May13

The South Stand Report : Toronto v Minnesota

The Part I Write Before The Match : Five wins in a row. Hell, I’d have been thrilled with 2 points from the last two games instead​ of all points. Well done. We’ve learned a few important things from the last few games : the Robins have deep depth and Vanney is more tactically astute and flexible than previously imagined. Though Minnesota has shored up the defense, I’m banking on them collapsing and it being a bit of...

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South Couch Report : Columbus v Toronto
May10

South Couch Report : Columbus v Toronto

I can tell you my brilliant idea of squad rotation of Giovinco in/Altidore resting didn’t happen. I was sure I had nailed it. To be fair, I’m on with it as Altidore is on fire. This is still good. Bono and Chapman enter the mix with healthy equivalents on the bench, so there’s optimism in the depth and, to be fair, has been a goal-fest shy of brilliant. Bold Predictions : Kamara or Higuain will score Toronto will win...

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