The South Stand Report : Toronto v Portland
Aug13

The South Stand Report : Toronto v Portland

  The Part I Write Before The Match : I honestly don’t know what to put here. I expect Toronto to field a good team. Portland will do the same. Hopefully it doesn’t rain. Um… No lightning delays either. Toronto came off a less than good outing against a very underachieving, bottom of the table DC and salvaged a draw. After struggling against the poor teams in this league, pattern dictates Portland is going to...

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Episode 199 – 17/08/10 #thisMetaphorSucks
Aug10

Episode 199 – 17/08/10 #thisMetaphorSucks

The gang is all here but separately as they record from their personal abodes to cover the DC United match, look ahead to Portland, talk VAR and the usual nonsense. In this episode, Tony has strong opinions about Luxembourgish players, Kristin goes back on her own rules about Man of the Match awards, Mark apparently knows a Tongan and Duncan asks what a Nine-P might be. Give us any rating on iTunes, when you get a chance. It would...

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The South Couch Report : DC v Toronto
Aug05

The South Couch Report : DC v Toronto

The Part I Write Before The Match : Well, the line-ups are out and Toronto are not about to phone it in against the bottom side. The only change is the debut of new signing and Liechtenstein international, No. 26 Nicolas Hasler, and his timing couldn’t be more perfect with Beitashour still out and Alseth recently injured. The biggest question is whether or not we’re going to see old Seba (free kicks, heads up passing, taking select...

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Episode 198 – 17/06/03 #VezAndBanneyOut
Aug03

Episode 198 – 17/06/03 #VezAndBanneyOut

The gang is mostly here with special guest from The Athletic – Toronto, TFC beat writer Joshua Kloke (@joshuakloke)to talk the thumping of New York, look ahead to a thumping in DC (mostly), talk All-Star Game, VAR, CBC and other acronyms. In this episode, Duncan flaunts his rarely-bridled pessimism, Kristin may hate Canada but loves Canadian television, Mark believes DC United has a long way to go and Joshua is better at running...

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Episode 197 – 17/07/27 #cheersYouFuckinMuppet
Jul27

Episode 197 – 17/07/27 #cheersYouFuckinMuppet

The gang is all here to review the Gold Cup adventure, conduct an autopsy of the NYCFC and Colorado matches, look ahead to more NYCFC, and much more. In this episode, Tony crushes a theatre pun, Duncan tries to soften an trolling on Kristin with something she would favour, Kristin gives a Canadian rocker a long overdue shoutout and Mark couldn’t have had picked a worse time to get a sore throat. Give us any rating on iTunes, when you...

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