South Couch Report : San Jose v Toronto
Aug19

South Couch Report : San Jose v Toronto

Part I Write Before The Match : If there’s a chance for Toronto to get three points tonight, you have to believe that this is it. No Seba starting tonight, no problem? At least they put him on the bench. San Jose is terrible. They are sitting at the foot of the table on the west side and it doesn’t make sense, but it is what it is. TSN is showing Janson highlight package. If he’s twice as good as Aketxe, then he...

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Episode 244 – 18/08/14 #CalmTheEverlovingFuckDown
Aug14

Episode 244 – 18/08/14 #CalmTheEverlovingFuckDown

The gang is mostly here to review V-Cup drama out west and the Pizza Rats, look ahead to the V-Cup second leg and San Jose, talk Canada stuff and usual silliness. In this episode, nobody went to the NYCFC match; Kristin didn’t go due to work, Duncan didn’t go due to drinking, and Mark didn’t go due to charity. Full disclosure: Yes, the fan was filtered out so it sounds like a tin can with an echo. This episode is...

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South Couch Report : Vancouver v Toronto, Responsible Adult Edition
Aug09

South Couch Report : Vancouver v Toronto, Responsible Adult Edition

Look. 10 p.m. is too late for a goddamn mid-week game. I got to go to work in the morning. I don’t live anywhere near my work. So this is the next best thing. I know the result but I’m looking to be surprised as if I don’t know anything so I’m skipping I usually do, poorly. Already a Bayern Munich reference, not minutes after the anthem. Both teams in away kits, obviously #stupid Onto the Match : 12′...

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Episode 243 – 18/08/07 #worseThanHitler
Aug07

Episode 243 – 18/08/07 #worseThanHitler

The gang is all here to talk the comeback against Atlanta, look ahead to V-Cup Final first leg with Vancouver, the weekend’s match against the pizza rats, spend more time talking about Austin Bold, and the usual insanity. In this episode, Tony does a voice over for a segment, Duncan regales a swimming tale, Kristin doesn’t get a retake and Mark nearly breaks the podcast in the name of Tone Loc. Full disclosure: Yes, the...

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South Couch Report : Atlanta v Toronto
Aug04

South Couch Report : Atlanta v Toronto

The Part I Write Before : Man, this is the second big game Atlanta is hosting in a week! Lucky! First they got MLS All-Stars vs. Juventus B, and now Atlanta v your reigning MLS Cup Champions! Toronto is finding their feet, legs, head and a bunch of other parts after the massive blip that we call “spring”. Atlanta is killing it, statistically. But what, exactly, are numbers anyway? Constructs of the patriarchy? Yes. Toronto...

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