The South Stand Report : Toronto v Seattle, MLS Cup Edition
Dec10

The South Stand Report : Toronto v Seattle, MLS Cup Edition

There is no fucking way you are reading this news for the first time, so I’ll get on with it. Bold Predictions : Toronto wins Seattle doesn’t Vazquez scores On to the Match : 67’ – GOAL – Giovinco sends a perfect through ball to Altidore, chips the keeper, I make a ‘pant mess’. MIGHTY ROBINS 1, SOUNDING ENTHUSIASTS 0 90+4’ – GOAL – Giovinco sends Cooper through on the right side, beats Frei, but not...

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Episode 215 – 17/12/07 #chocolateOrBroccoli
Dec07

Episode 215 – 17/12/07 #chocolateOrBroccoli

The gang is all here for this episode where we review the second leg vs. Columbus, look ahead to OMG MLS CUP!!!11!!11!, talk MLS announcements and the usual. In this episode, Mark forgot to toggle the input (which is why it sounds like a tin can, apologies), Tony channels a famous dip for insulation, Duncan has a distinctive sound that only comes out for a particular player and Kristin asks a question that confuses the crap outta...

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Episode 214 – 17/11/23 #UtilitarianClusterDryHump
Nov23

Episode 214 – 17/11/23 #UtilitarianClusterDryHump

The gang’s all here to discuss the acceptable result against the Crew, talk Michael Bradley’s post game comments, look ahead to the return leg and the usual insanity. In this episode Kristin gets violent with vegetables, Mark calls out Kristin for making unnecessary noise that the mics picked up, Duncan picks a hybrid man of the match and Tony was the optimist (go figure). Give us any rating on iTunes, when you get a chance. It would...

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The South Couch Report – Columbus v Toronto, 1st Leg
Nov21

The South Couch Report – Columbus v Toronto, 1st Leg

Ok so this report is gonna be different as I am just going to watch it and fill in the blanks at the half and end. This isn’t the game that I want to miss something because I was typing up a stupid thought about Cooper flailing about and giving up a ball of the future. #couldHappen First half : The 5-3-2 (which is kinda a 3-5-2 really… Look at it! It is) was very bus-parking-esque when they lined up, but it’s proven...

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Episode 213 – 17/11/16 #poultryFister
Nov18

Episode 213 – 17/11/16 #poultryFister

Everyone is here to discuss the international news of the week, look ahead to the first leg of the semi-finals against Columbus and the usual lunacy. In this episode Kristin claims to be the best Canadian, Mark flexes his Swedish, Duncan reveals his approach to Turkey and Tony offends some of the other 200+ nations left unmentioned. This week’s #BitchyBlanks for 3 passes for an exclusive fan event sponsored by XTSC, Dec 2 at the...

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