Author: Mark Hinkley
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Orlando
After the glut of summer games, I’ve got a weird sense of withdrawal, don’t you? OK, maybe it’s just me. After Toronto came back to tie it and nearly stole the three points (or had the penalty taken away from them… I’m still not sure), a game against the Princes of MLS (cuz they’re the…
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Episode 156 – 16/09/21 #birdGenderNeutral
Three-quarters of the gang is present as Tony nurses a hang-over to reflect on the game against the Beverages, look ahead to Philadelphia, prematurely look ahead to qualifying for the playoffs and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark dares to insult the Union, Kristin brings up animal copulation, and Duncan leaves abruptly, unrelated, in…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v New York
What a perfect afternoon for a football match. The sun is shining, not too hot, and the team is honouring legend Dwayne DeRosario. I almost don’t care if they win. Kidding. Mostly. Bold Predictions : Toronto wins No Wright-Phillips on the score sheet Osorio will do another one touch in successive games in an attacking…
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Episode 155 – 16/09/12 #theMediumBucks
Three quarters of the gang are present with “Super Substitute” James Grossi stepping in to fill the Tony role as they reflect on the victory and elimination of the Canadian Men’s National Team, reflect on the win in Chicago and look forward to the New York Extreme Beverage Energy Drinks on Sunday. In this episode,…
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Episode 153 – 16/08/29 #maisNonRheaume
The gang is all in, some still recovering, talking about the events of the match in Orlando, the match against Montreal, look ahead to the Canadian men’s national team match on Friday, the latest controversy involving supporters and the usual segments and nonsense. In this episode, Kristin’s pun game is on point, Duncan has some…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal
Spoiler alert : Just in case you weren’t aware of it, I write the first part before the game (for realzies) and the rest of it in order. You will see my optimism wane, as I’m sure anyone else’s did, as the match went on. The Ex. A tradition that has been around for 134 years.…
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The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto
I’m kinda relieved that this Wednesday game is away. I like home games and all, but sometimes you just wanna lay on the couch, wear your feeted jammie-jams (you know what I’m talking about) and curl up with a cider or three to watch the footie. The purples (why hasn’t that caught on yet?) have…
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Episode 152 – 16/08/25 #twoStickTifo
The gang is all in to reflect on the win that was in Philly, bask in the bronze medal that the Canadian women’s national team earned in Rio, look ahead to Orlando on Wednesday and Montreal at the CNE, as well as the usual insanity. In this episode, Kristin rocks the bells, Tony is on…
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Episode 151 – 16/08/18 #HouseOfKlaxons
The gang is here to reflect on the action on Sunday, look ahead to the Canadian Women’s National Team match from this past Tuesday, preview the match against Philadelphia, discuss a possible Panamanian and the usual madness. In this episode, Tony offers up a variety of subs, Duncan brings up Frost vs Nixon, Mark prefers…
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Episode 150 – 16/08/17 #WaitLightning
The gang is all here to reflect on the action on Saturday. In this episode, Tony has a false start, Kristin is startled easily, Mark shows of his sense of distance and Duncan flexes his authority. Click here to listen to episode 150 A rating on iTunes means no more delays. Hooray.