The South Stand Report : Toronto v Colorado
Jul23

The South Stand Report : Toronto v Colorado

The Part I Write Before The Match : Anything can happen, it seems. An undermanned Toronto can somehow hold their mettle to steal a point in historic legendary Yankee Stadium missing too much of their first team. So why not a thumping of Colorado. Bold Predictions : Colorado wearing their buttery Sweden kits Vazquez man of the Match performance A keeper let’s in a howler of a goal (either side) On to the Match : 5’ – GOAL...

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Toronto FC vs Colorado Rapids:  Can TFC Take Advantage of the Sadsack Rapids?
Jul22

Toronto FC vs Colorado Rapids: Can TFC Take Advantage of the Sadsack Rapids?

Toronto FC vs Colorado Rapids ~ Sat. July 22nd ~ 7pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN1/4 It’s game day and Toronto FC are back home to take on the woeful Colorado Rapids.  TFC are coming off a wild one in the Big Apple, in which they grabbed a road point (but looked like they could have won), lost Seba to injury and saw coach Greg Vanney get tossed by the ref.  There was also the – still controversial – offside/no goal call on...

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South Couch Report : New York v Toronto
Jul19

South Couch Report : New York v Toronto

Long day. No predictions. No insight.  I called for a win on the road.  Ambitious, I know. On To The Match : 12’ – GOAL – Ball finds its way into the box, first hit cross by Spencer, full volley to Ashtone Morgan, and buries it like a pro for his first goal and Kristin squees uncontrollably for seven-to-ten minutes somewhere. PIZZA RATS 0, ROBINS 1 26’ – YELLOW – Moor booked for something. 31’ – SUB...

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Toronto FC vs New York City FC: Can TFC Overcome Player Absences To Get A Result in NYC?
Jul19

Toronto FC vs New York City FC: Can TFC Overcome Player Absences To Get A Result in NYC?

Toronto FC vs New York City FC ~ July 19th ~ 730pm ET ~ Yankee Stadium ~ TSN4  MLS is back!  Many of the players are still missing, but the league swings back into action tonight with seven matches (oh and there’s a couple of those Gold Cup games on too, but who wants to watch that).  Toronto FC gets started with a trip to historic Yankee stadium (the house that Villa built) to take on the pizza rats in their first meeting since...

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Episode 196 – 17/07/20 #TheGoldenCodpiece
Jul18

Episode 196 – 17/07/20 #TheGoldenCodpiece

The gang is all here to discuss the glory of the Canadian Men’s National Team in the Gold Cup, talk some TFC administrative news and preview two games against NYCFC and Colorado. In this episode Duncan might know a Jamaican, Mark names his Canadian NBA centers, Tony wants Pele to pay for a wall, and Kristin references the Heath Ledger classic film, A Knight’s Tale. Give us any rating on iTunes, when you get a chance. It would help...

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Episode 195 – 17/07/17 #TheOneWithTheCPLPrez #SickBeirneBro
Jul11

Episode 195 – 17/07/17 #TheOneWithTheCPLPrez #SickBeirneBro

In this episode, the gang is all present to interview their second president in 2017 as Canadian Premier League President Paul Beirne (@Paulbeirne) joins them to discuss his time at Toronto FC, a little bit of Brighton Hove & Albion, and ask the “hard-hitting questions” (as best as we could) about the CPL. In this episode, Tony talks Gremlins, Mark breaks into convulsions with certain trigger words, Kristin tries so hard to get...

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