The South Couch Report : Ottawa v Toronto
May24

The South Couch Report : Ottawa v Toronto

The Part I Write Before The Match : It’s V-Cup time!  Seriously, I’m excited. I’m mostly excited because soon there will more than 5 teams *gasp!*.  Can you even imagine a national cup with more than 5 teams?  You can?  I guess if you count every other country, sure. Toronto is coming off of their first non-victory in like forever.  I don’t know how you don’t sack the whole team, but it was a draw.  I expect a comprehensive victory...

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Episode 188 – 17-05-23 #PartyVanney
May23

Episode 188 – 17-05-23 #PartyVanney

Tony makes a triumphant return to the podcast this week, though sadly Mark takes his traditional Victoria day break #MarkHatesQueenVictoria, so it’s still a 3 person show. We get to go over the end of the winning streak with the draw in Harrison as well as look ahead to the Ottawa game (Yes, yes I know, it’s already happened, we were looking ahead at the time alright?) and the Columbus game. In this episode, Duncan rages...

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The South Couch Report : New York v Toronto
May20

The South Couch Report : New York v Toronto

The Part I Write Before The Match : Well, I’m running behind, full on fish and chips and I’ve got enough time to just to predictions.  Sorry.  Not really. Bold Predictions : #altitts will get two goals BWP will be held off the scoresheet Bradley will get a booking On to the Match : Quote of the Match : Is Cooper playing? [No.] Good. ~ my wife 16’ – BWP puts it into the box and Gulbrandson gets a solid shot off, but Bono gobbles...

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Toronto FC vs New York Red Bulls: Will It Be Fun & Games On The Jersey Shore?
May19

Toronto FC vs New York Red Bulls: Will It Be Fun & Games On The Jersey Shore?

Toronto FC v New York Red Bulls ~ May 19th ~ 730pm ET ~ Red Bull Arena ~ TSN2 Top of the league, six wins in a row, one of the lowest goals against in MLS and the best road record of any team – pretty nice eh?  Oh and only one loss so far as well – really nice then.  No you don’t win the season based on results in May, but there’s nothing wrong with enjoying the team’s success – or hoping and even...

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Why Toronto FC Should Embrace Competition and Talent Sharing Before A CPL Team Launches
May18

Why Toronto FC Should Embrace Competition and Talent Sharing Before A CPL Team Launches

About 15 minutes into a League1 Ontario game between Sanjaxx Lions and Woodbridge SC, Sanjaxx winger Andrew Gordon stripped the ball off of former TFC product Dylan Carreiro. Showing skill that few think exists in this country, Gordon took off down the wing, beating two separate men on the dribble. Cutting inside, the 1997 product hit a curling shot that seemed destined to hit the far corner of the goal. Quillian Roberts had other...

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Episode 187 – 17/05/18 #MLSLiveAndVibe
May17

Episode 187 – 17/05/18 #MLSLiveAndVibe

Most of the group is here to talk about the crap of the Columbus game, the bizarre Minnesota match, look ahead to the match on Friday against the energy drinks of New Jersey and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark does a TV personality impersonation, Kristin impersonates a random French defender, and Duncan tells you what you missed out on at the beginning of the game. Give us any rating on iTunes, when you get a chance. It...

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