South Couch Report : San Jose v Toronto
Aug19

South Couch Report : San Jose v Toronto

Part I Write Before The Match : If there’s a chance for Toronto to get three points tonight, you have to believe that this is it. No Seba starting tonight, no problem? At least they put him on the bench. San Jose is terrible. They are sitting at the foot of the table on the west side and it doesn’t make sense, but it is what it is. TSN is showing Janson highlight package. If he’s twice as good as Aketxe, then he...

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Toronto FC vs San Jose Earthquakes: Will TFC Blow Up The Quakes, Or Their Season?
Aug18

Toronto FC vs San Jose Earthquakes: Will TFC Blow Up The Quakes, Or Their Season?

Toronto FC vs San Jose Earthquakes ~ 10pm ET ~ Avaya Stadium ~ TSN4 Must win.  If there ever was a game that Toronto FC have to win, it’s tonight’s match against the Earthquakes.  After the disappointing loss to the pizza rats, Toronto find themselves still mired near the bottom of the Eastern Conference and the chances to climb above the red line are starting to slip away.  The Quakes provide a golden opportunity to get...

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Toronto FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps: Will TFC Be Going For CCL Glory Next Year?
Aug15

Toronto FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps: Will TFC Be Going For CCL Glory Next Year?

Toronto FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps ~ 730pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN1/4 Voyageurs Cup Final time!!! It’s the best time of the year, it really is. Tonight’s match paves the way to next year’s CCL – you all remember how achingly close Toronto FC came to winning it, right? Sigh. TFC have unfinished business, and we as fans want nothing more than to see them return and become the first Canadian (and MLS) team to win the...

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Episode 244 – 18/08/14 #CalmTheEverlovingFuckDown
Aug14

Episode 244 – 18/08/14 #CalmTheEverlovingFuckDown

The gang is mostly here to review V-Cup drama out west and the Pizza Rats, look ahead to the V-Cup second leg and San Jose, talk Canada stuff and usual silliness. In this episode, nobody went to the NYCFC match; Kristin didn’t go due to work, Duncan didn’t go due to drinking, and Mark didn’t go due to charity. Full disclosure: Yes, the fan was filtered out so it sounds like a tin can with an echo. This episode is...

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Toronto FC vs New York City FC:  Can TFC Add To The Pizza Rats Poor Form On The Road?
Aug12

Toronto FC vs New York City FC: Can TFC Add To The Pizza Rats Poor Form On The Road?

Toronto FC vs New York City FC ~ 4pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN4 The wild and wacky world of the Voyageurs Cup is on the back burner as TFC have to turn their attention back to MLS and hopefully continuing the climb out of the lower depths of the Eastern Conference.  Toronto haven’t lost a match (in all comps) in six, the last MLS tilt being the draw against the AU Guys.  Today’s game against the pizza rats sees them take on...

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South Couch Report : Vancouver v Toronto, Responsible Adult Edition
Aug09

South Couch Report : Vancouver v Toronto, Responsible Adult Edition

Look. 10 p.m. is too late for a goddamn mid-week game. I got to go to work in the morning. I don’t live anywhere near my work. So this is the next best thing. I know the result but I’m looking to be surprised as if I don’t know anything so I’m skipping I usually do, poorly. Already a Bayern Munich reference, not minutes after the anthem. Both teams in away kits, obviously #stupid Onto the Match : 12′...

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