Toronto FC vs Chicago Fire: Will TFC Be Saying Danke Schoen For Three Points?
Aug19

Toronto FC vs Chicago Fire: Will TFC Be Saying Danke Schoen For Three Points?

Toronto FC v Chicago Fire ~ August 19th ~ 8pm ET ~ Toyota Park ~ TSN1/4 Toronto FC have ten games left on the season; ten games to solidify their hold on the Eastern Conference, and (currently) the Supporters Shield – not to mention that first round bye in the playoffs (wouldn’t that be nice?).  Out of these next ten games, eight are against Eastern Conference teams – including all three of this year’s games...

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Episode 200 – 17/08/16 #cuchara
Aug17

Episode 200 – 17/08/16 #cuchara

75% of the gang is in attendance for this one as they cover Portland, look ahead to Chicago and Philadelphia, talk ticket renewals and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark debunks bad lists and marketing, Duncan speaks his mind about misleading promises and Kristin recommends a player sticking to his other career Give us any rating on iTunes, when you get a chance. It would help immensely. Click here to listen to episode 200...

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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Portland
Aug13

The South Stand Report : Toronto v Portland

  The Part I Write Before The Match : I honestly don’t know what to put here. I expect Toronto to field a good team. Portland will do the same. Hopefully it doesn’t rain. Um… No lightning delays either. Toronto came off a less than good outing against a very underachieving, bottom of the table DC and salvaged a draw. After struggling against the poor teams in this league, pattern dictates Portland is going to...

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Toronto FC vs Portland Timbers: Will It Be Timber To The Visitors, Or A Chainsaw Massacre?
Aug12

Toronto FC vs Portland Timbers: Will It Be Timber To The Visitors, Or A Chainsaw Massacre?

Toronto FC vs Portland Timbers ~ August 12th ~ 6pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN2 If a Portland teams falls at BMO and there’s no one around is it still a loss?  Trick question, even in the dark times BMO Field was never empty.  Lame attempts at joking/philosophising aside, this afternoon’s (is 6pm still afternoon?  This evening?), match against Portland should be more to Toronto’s liking; playing a top team on the upswing,...

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Episode 199 – 17/08/10 #thisMetaphorSucks
Aug10

Episode 199 – 17/08/10 #thisMetaphorSucks

The gang is all here but separately as they record from their personal abodes to cover the DC United match, look ahead to Portland, talk VAR and the usual nonsense. In this episode, Tony has strong opinions about Luxembourgish players, Kristin goes back on her own rules about Man of the Match awards, Mark apparently knows a Tongan and Duncan asks what a Nine-P might be. Give us any rating on iTunes, when you get a chance. It would...

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The South Couch Report : DC v Toronto
Aug05

The South Couch Report : DC v Toronto

The Part I Write Before The Match : Well, the line-ups are out and Toronto are not about to phone it in against the bottom side. The only change is the debut of new signing and Liechtenstein international, No. 26 Nicolas Hasler, and his timing couldn’t be more perfect with Beitashour still out and Alseth recently injured. The biggest question is whether or not we’re going to see old Seba (free kicks, heads up passing, taking select...

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