OVERHEARD AT BMO FIELD: Dip, Sauce or Topping?


Welcome back to another installment of “Overheard At BMO Field” your regular eavesdropping on those strange snippets of actual conversation we’ve all heard floating around TFC Land. From strange to wacky to rather unsettling, here are this week’s #OHatBMO


“I’m gonna start Tindering in the second half.”


“Hummus – dip, sauce or topping?”

"Can"t we all get along?"

“Can”t we all get along?”


“Where does the tap water here come from?”


“You can’t produce a bear without a hare.”

Nothing can go wrong now.

Nothing can go wrong now.


A: “You gotta love David Villa.”
B: “No. I actually don’t have to.”


“That upper deck is a disaster waiting to happen.”

Well it IS supposed to be intimidating after all!

Well it IS supposed to be intimidating after all!


“Her phone is off and on at the same time. The middle one.”


“That’s what you get with Shania Twain.”

Not impressed much?

Not impressed much?


Sound familiar? Of course they do! We know you’ve heard equally bizarre banter in the stands, on the concourses, in transit to-and-from the match or anywhere people are dressed in TFC red… and we want to hear yours! Add yours in the comments section below or send us your #OHatBMO on Twitter to @vocalminorityCA and they could be featured in a future episode!

Author: Tony Walsh

Tony Walsh is a writer, former minor-league broadcaster and failed astronaut. Born into supporting an underachieving football club only to end up supporting a second underachieving football club - through what must be deemed as soft immigration policies - he continues to make terrible life choices. Walsh is a keen observer of the malarkey-rife sport of football and is considered one of the leading voices on the Collin Samuel Obesity Epidemic.

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