The South Stand Report : Toronto v Seattle, MLS Cup Edition
There is no fucking way you are reading this news for the first time, so I’ll get on with it. Bold Predictions : Toronto wins Seattle doesn’t Vazquez scores On to the Match : 67’ – GOAL – Giovinco sends a perfect through ball to Altidore, chips the keeper, I make a ‘pant mess’. MIGHTY ROBINS 1, SOUNDING ENTHUSIASTS 0 90+4’ – GOAL – Giovinco sends Cooper through on the right side, beats Frei, but not...
Episode 215 – 17/12/07 #chocolateOrBroccoli
The gang is all here for this episode where we review the second leg vs. Columbus, look ahead to OMG MLS CUP!!!11!!11!, talk MLS announcements and the usual. In this episode, Mark forgot to toggle the input (which is why it sounds like a tin can, apologies), Tony channels a famous dip for insulation, Duncan has a distinctive sound that only comes out for a particular player and Kristin asks a question that confuses the crap outta...
Episode 166 – 16/12/15 #snowltras
The gang is all here to reflect on what we endured on Saturday, look ahead to the Expansion Draft (at time of recording because we’re so timely) and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark forces down his celebratory libation, Kristin suggests masochistic relationships, Tony bestows Hagglund with a nickname and Duncan outlines what GAM and TAM exactly is. This week’s #bitchyBlank is : Instead of kicks, future MLS Cups should be...
The South Stand/Couch Report : Toronto v Seattle, MLS Cup Final edition
Full disclosure : The first part was written before the game, the match report was written while watching the PVR’d version. Pre-Game : Fuck, another match report?!? It’s like the club is trolling me! And for all the hard work I’ve done for this club : making fun of it, mocking it, taking the piss out of players, praising others (looking at you Soolsma, Jackson, Gilberto, “The Chad”, the season of six keepers),...
Episode 165 – 16/12/8 #salmonWithABowlCut
The gang is all here, because we wouldn’t miss this one for anything. We cover the absolute maddening classic that was the second leg of the Montreal game, look ahead to a Cup final (I know, right), discuss the frustration of tickets, and much more malarkey. In this episode, Mark is still considering a rival (he’s special like that), Duncan really knows his Toronto rapper people, Kristin hits her microphone, like, five times during...
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