South Couch Report : C.D. Guadalajara v Toronto, CONCACAF Champions League Final, 2nd Leg (FIGHT!)

The Part I Write Before :

Guys. We had a good run. No center-backs. Bradley is playing defense. Zavaleta and Moor injured.

Bold Predictions :

1. We’ll have fun.
2. We’ll reminisce over the time we defeated two massive Mexican sides.
3. We’ll look ahead to Chicago.

Only partially sorry.

On to the Match :

9′ – Altidore gets sent down the left side, Chivas keeper comes out to challenge and Jozy tries to chip, but is stopped.

11′ – Solid cross from the corner and gets headed towards goal but hits Bono in the chest.

18′ – GOAL – Shit. Pineda gets a ball through, sidesteps a defender, chips Bono.
CHIVAS 1, ROBINS 0

25′ – GOAL – HOLY SHIT! Hasler with the ball to the right of goal by the line, cuts a pass back and finds Altidore who buries it. #fuckingLegend
CHIVAS 1, ROBINS 1

42′ – YELLOW – Seba goes into the book complaining to the ref after getting beaten about.

44′ – GOAL – HOLY SHIT! Seba loses his marker just enough to fire a shot low to the right beating the keeper to the near post.
CHIVAS 1, ROBINS 2

AGGREGATE TIED!

Halftime Mood : I’m gonna need a drink.

51′ – Hasler is having a lovely game. Fighting for a corner and gets one.

52′ – Delgado does wonderfully to fight to pick up a loose ball, lays it off for Vazquez and he let forth a rocket that’s mostly stopped by Cota, but keeps a handle on it.

57′ – SUB – Hasler off for Hamilton. Curious.

59′ – Seba gets tackled, falls to the ground, ref calls for stretcher immediately, players wave it off… bizarre.

61′ – Godinez gets a shot, beats Bono but not the post.

71′ – SUB – Chapman is off for Vazquez

83′ – Altidore goes down, and he’s hobbling.

84′ – YELLOW – Auro Jr. goes into the book for excessive fouling.

86′ – SUB – Aketxe on for Altidore.

My nerves. They are shot.

4 minutes of extra time

90+1′ – Giovinco gets a cross finds a wide open Delgado and fires it over the bar.

Ugh.

Full Time : Chivas 1, Toronto 2

ON TO PENALTIES

CHIVAS – Goal 1-0
TORONTO – Goal 1-1 (Giovinco)
CHIVAS – Goal 2-1
TORONTO – Miss 2-1 (Osorio)
CHIVAS – Goal 3-1
TORONTO – Goal 3-2 (Delgado)
CHIVAS – Goal 4-2
TORONTO – Miss 4-2 (Bradley)

CD Guadalajara wins your #MOMSCCL.

Man of the Match : Bradley.
Goat of the Game : Nope.
Ref Rating : 3 out of 5
I Am Not The Gaffer, But… : Did better than expected with that line-up.
In Case You PVR’d It : Quality match but you might want to quit after the full-time whistle goes.

Bold Predictions Results :

1. Nailed it. Fun had.
2. Failed it. We will regale the time Toronto defeated THREE Mexican sides. Never forget that.
3. Failed it. Nope. Not quite. Not yet.

This is the morning after reflection.  Guys, what a fucking ride.  Three new clubs to put on the metaphorical trophy case.  One goal – one touch – away from going to Dubai, and ruining Christmas with that travel bill, for the World Club Cup.  Toronto set a new standard in CCL for MLS sides, and they didn’t even need MLS to enter the damn tournament. #neverForget

Bradley played very well out of centre back.  Do I want to see this again? Absolutely not.

Just a reminder, going to penalties are as close to a coin toss to deciding a winner as you’ll get in sport short of actually flipping a coin. It’s a weak way to win. It’s a shitty way to lose, but the game had to end someday and for a result, someone has to go down.

Also, this is the first time in the tournament where the lesser side won the tie, so congratulations to Chivas MEX.

Player Ratings: Bono 7, Morgan 7, Bradley 8.5, van der Wiel 7.5, Auro Jr. 7, Osorio 6, Hasler 7 (Hamilton N/A), Vazquez 6.5 (Chapman N/A), Delgado 6.5, Altidore 7.5 (Aketxe N/A), Giovinco 7.5

Unused Substitutions: Irwin, Zavaleta, Telfer, Ricketts

Feel free to add your comments below, grieving or praising or raging.