The South Couch Report: Toronto vs Montreal
Oct15

The South Couch Report: Toronto vs Montreal

The Part I Write Before The Match : South Couch Report again?  Yeah, this weather makes me not want to go stand out in it for 3 hours or so, even if there is a trophy in the house. Fair weather fan, childhood me, hell even me from about 5 years ago sadly shakes his head, but whatever, fuck those guys, I can watch from home much more comfortably. I don’t care about the dumb toque that says Kia right on the front next to the TFC...

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The South Couch Report: Toronto vs New England
Sep23

The South Couch Report: Toronto vs New England

The Part I Write Before The Match : So then, given how well our mighty Effs and Cees have been playing recently, and the amount of players missing, that Montreal game can be written off as just a blip right?  #ShitHappens, even the best of teams in any sport occasionally has a night where things go wrong. Better now than in December, and hey, maybe this is the sort of wake up call that stops them from getting too cocky, refocuses...

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The South Couch Report: Toronto vs Philadelphia.
Aug23

The South Couch Report: Toronto vs Philadelphia.

The Part I Write Before The Match : South Couch report? Again? Goddamn do you guys ever go to the home games any more?  Not really no, this time, the ex is on and it’s an 8pm start and it’d take forever to get there and get home and is the difference between live and on tv big enough to warrant all that nonsense?  Nah, not so much. I’m lazy, and though the supporter shield/greatest team ever hype is ratcheting up the...

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The South Couch Report: Toronto vs New York City
Jul30

The South Couch Report: Toronto vs New York City

Another South Couch report for a home game? I’m afraid so, it’s a poor showing from the vocal minority as other commitments means a lonely afternoon for full time supporter Kristin. Your humble correspondent relaxes on the air conditioned couch and so it’s on to the report. The Part I Write Before The Match : Well I wrote an entire article that you’ve no doubt already read, the tl;dr … TFC will be more or...

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Toronto FC v New York City FC: They’re ba-aaack.
Jul29

Toronto FC v New York City FC: They’re ba-aaack.

These guys again. For whatever reason MLS seems to have scheduled a bunch of teams to play each other twice in quick succession round about now, Columbus-Philly, Orlando-Atlanta, probably others I’m too lazy to track down right now. For TFC, we get the joy of playing against the Pizza Rats again on Sunday, a mere 11 days after taking them on in the garish, sponsor filled, weirdly shaped nightmare that is the soccer version of...

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