South Couch Report. Orlando City SC vs Toronto FC
Jul14

South Couch Report. Orlando City SC vs Toronto FC

The Part I Write Before : First game I’ve watched in ages this one, life and stuff keeps happening so I’ve been limited to highlights and lowlights, so to me it seems like TFC games are relentless roller coasters. I’m intrigued to see how they look in all the slow bits in between, cos what I’m hearing and reading doesn’t sound too positive.  Time is clearly running out for the playoff run to get going,...

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South Couch Report: Toronto FC vs DC United
Jun13

South Couch Report: Toronto FC vs DC United

The Part I Write Before : Very hectic evening. The same reason I didn’t go to the game is the same reason I missed the first ten minutes or so, and by the time I’ve finished dinner it’s gone horribly wrong. Anyway. On to the Match : 37′ Alright, let’s get this fired up, TFC are 2-0 down, and are really not looking good. Goal – 45′ Bono’s made a bunch of good saves, but then with TFC...

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South Couch Report: Toronto vs Chicago Fire
Apr28

South Couch Report: Toronto vs Chicago Fire

The Part I Write Before : Well, that whole penalty shootout thing still feels like a kick in the nuts, but anyone suggesting ‘you threw away a bunch of MLS games for nothing’ is very much wrong, that CCL run was well worth it even without silverware and the club world cup to look forward to. Anyway, back to MLS it is. 3 points from 5 games isn’t great obviously, but hey, TFC had 7 points from 6 games to start 2017...

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South Couch Report: Toronto vs CD Guadalajara
Apr17

South Couch Report: Toronto vs CD Guadalajara

The part I write before the match: Fuck winter. Yeah, I’m staying home again for this one, biggest game ever or not. I’m done with being cold, and hey it’s tradition now, superstition, the 1 CCL game I went to was the Rapids game when it was relatively warm, and that one ended 0-0, who’d be ok with that tonight?  You’re all welcome. So yeah, here we are, in the fucking final, taking on Chivas MEX as they...

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South Couch Report: Toronto FC vs Club America
Apr03

South Couch Report: Toronto FC vs Club America

The Part I Write Before The Game: I optimistically bought tickets for this one, but then stupidly went to Saturday’s game and it reminded me of how I don’t like standing out in the cold for hours, and then tonight’s weather forecast got all ‘special weather statement’ and so once again it’s a South Couch report. Kudos to all of you who went, but I’m too old for that shit. Bloody hell, the semi...

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