Author: Mark Hinkley
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Episode 196 – 17/07/20 #TheGoldenCodpiece
The gang is all here to discuss the glory of the Canadian Men’s National Team in the Gold Cup, talk some TFC administrative news and preview two games against NYCFC and Colorado. In this episode Duncan might know a Jamaican, Mark names his Canadian NBA centers, Tony wants Pele to pay for a wall, and…
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Episode 195 – 17/07/17 #TheOneWithTheCPLPrez #SickBeirneBro
In this episode, the gang is all present to interview their second president in 2017 as Canadian Premier League President Paul Beirne (@Paulbeirne) joins them to discuss his time at Toronto FC, a little bit of Brighton Hove & Albion, and ask the “hard-hitting questions” (as best as we could) about the CPL. In this…
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The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : Got home late. No time! Bold Predictions : Larin scores Toronto wins Vazquez is amazing On to the Match : 18’ – GOAL – Giovinco takes a ball from Delgado, cuts a pretty pass through four defenders to Altidore, one touch to settle, one to put…
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The South Couch Report : Dallas v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : I have to believe that this is the game where we come back down to reality. I’m not saying that it’s the match where they get hammered into dust, just, you know, lose. It’s more playing the numbers and the odds rather than a pessimism towards Toronto.…
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Episode 193 – 17/06/29 #diminutivelyCreepy
Most of the gang is in attendance as they discuss the game against the Revolution, preview the V-Cup Final second leg against Montreal, preview the weekend match against Mark Hinkley’s FC Dallas, a little bit of Gold Cup talk and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan buries one of the Ninja Turtles, and Kristin…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal, Voyageurs Cup, Round 2, FIGHT!
The Part I Write Before The Match : You guys. I’m super stoked you guys. We’re gonna win a trophy tonight, you guys. @kzknowles is going to present it to the winning Toronto team, and she promised that she would interview the trophy before the game and find out what it’s really like, Tiger Beat…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v New England
The Part I Write Before The Match : It’s Pride night. Still hoping that it’s more than patronizing than the usual ‘theme pandering night’ that takes place. Today has been crap already. It’s humid. It’s raining (as of time of writing this part). There’s an 8pm kick-off. Sucky day so far (with the exception of…
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The South Pub Report : Montreal v Toronto, V-Cup Finals, 1st Leg
This was written before the match, but not published, because I’m a failure. The Part I Write Before The Match : OK, this is a far better lineup than I was expecting. I figured, keep this light and close, go for it Friday and Tuesday. This weekend should be interesting at the least. Montreal is…
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Episode 192 – 17/06/20 #notVoltron
Most of the gang is in studio to discuss the DC match, talk Canada men’s national side, Cyle Larin, and look ahead to Montreal and New England. In this episode, Duncan explains the goalkeeper gestures by Kristin, Kristin wants to rescue a goalkeeper, and Mark tries to lure a goalkeeper with a compelling burrito argument.…
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Episode 191 – 17/06/15 #plasticYeller
The gang is all here for this one to round up (sort of) the triumvirate of Canada national team matches, look ahead to DC tomorrow and give our mid-season awards. In this episode, Mark votes for Cooper twice, Duncan tries to split hairs with his best team selection, Kristin has all the legal interpretations for…