Author: Mark Hinkley

  • The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto

    The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto

    Naps are the best, aren’t they?  They’re a great mid-day recharge, and they help when you’re looking forward to yet another away match and not entirely optimistic. Montreal has a good home record, but this is the first one outside at home.  Totally not a dome scenario. Toronto stole the last game, can they thieve…

  • Episode 133 – 16/04/20 #hummusSoaked #zombieEusebio #podcastInjury

    Episode 133 – 16/04/20 #hummusSoaked #zombieEusebio #podcastInjury

    This week, most of the gang is here recovering from the away win and bus parking, talk a bit about TFC II, look ahead to this season’s ticket corporate messaging package and the game against Montreal. In this episode Duncan does a Star Wars impersonation often, Kristin hears bells and Mark, legit, suffers an injury…

  • The South Couch Report : DC v Toronto

    The South Couch Report : DC v Toronto

    Dontcha hate it when your opponent really catches fire just before you see them at home? Ugh. Toronto had a snoozer last week where the stole a point against New England. Hopefully this will be significantly less boring. I don’t think I could take it. I’ve taken a nap, I have my slurpee and I’ve…

  • Episode 132 – 16/04/14 #deepFrei’dKocic

    Episode 132 – 16/04/14 #deepFrei’dKocic

    The gang is in full attendance to relive the “action” that was New England, mention a bit about the Canadian women’s national team victory over the Netherlands, and look ahead to DC this weekend. In this episode, Mark crushes muppets, Kristin postulates dating between podcasters, Duncan offers many many different comedy pairings as part of…

  • The South Couch Report : New England v Toronto

    The South Couch Report : New England v Toronto

    I wonder how the Ref is gonna Fagundez us tonight? Kidding, they’re beyond criticism. Toronto lines up in a 4-4-2 and in their away kit. Because all red clashes with navy and white. Sure. New England have Alex Bunbury’s son. On to the match : 2’ – Lee Nguyen gets a gift from the defenders…

  • Episode 131 – 16/04/06 #negating

    Episode 131 – 16/04/06 #negating

    The gang is in full attendance to recap the Colorado match, relive the Mexico match, preview the “Tea Terrorists” and discuss the drama that is officiating in MLS like everyone else. In this episode, Tony is grossed out by anatomy, Duncan gets flirty with singing, and Mark and Kristin say the same joke at the…

  • Episode 130 – 16/03/31 #pantalonesDeNiñoGrande

    Episode 130 – 16/03/31 #pantalonesDeNiñoGrande

    While Kristin is on “assignment” (a.k.a. Drinking out west), the lads are here to talk about the Canada v Mexico match and preview the return leg, Gomez’s departure as well as Toronto’s upcoming match v Colorado. In this episode, Tony gets a little southern continental on us, Duncan makes a boy-band pun and Mark predicts…

  • South Couch Report : Mexico v Canada II – The Mexining

    South Couch Report : Mexico v Canada II – The Mexining

    Mexico v Canada. 10:30pm. Seriously? So here’s the confession for tonight : I may be part time supporter. If they’re getting bested, or I fade on the couch, I’m going to bed. I got that work thing in the morning and if it’s an incomplete report, so be it. Good shot of the Voyageurs travelling.…

  • South Couch Report – Canada v Mexico

    Canada v Mexico. 55,000 home supporters. Pizza and a slurpee (to which I am going to add an unnamed alcohol which could imply bias or bad luck). This is truly a Good Friday. Welcome to the road to Russia 2018.  This weekend (well, Friday to Tuesday) is as make-or-break as it’s going to get.  Home…

  • Episode 129 – 16/03/23 #SeoulWaterfall

    Episode 129 – 16/03/23 #SeoulWaterfall

    The gang is in full attendance as we discuss the embers of Sporting KC, look ahead to Canada’s critical qualifier against Mexico and reflect on a season not 10% complete. In this episode, Duncan shows an alarming amount of optimism, Tony describes the greatest away section ever, Mark comes up a memorial-esque nickname for the…