Author: Mark Hinkley
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Kit Nerd Corner : Canada home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. In a nutshell : Red with a weird collar and an off-center vertical white stripe One of the things that usually trouble kit designs of national teams is the concept of tradition. One of my favourite misconceptions is that Canada should always and only wear…
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South Couch Report : Kansas City v Toronto
Stupid Sporting KC Wiz. Their stupid home graph paper kits and their stupid team with Dom Dwyer. So much stupid here. Toronto is in Children Mercy Park, which is a terrible name that is supposedly known as “The Blue Hell”. Any park for a kid’s mercy it probably a shade of hell. The good news…
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Episode 128 – 16/03/17 #TinySwitchblade #HandGestures #MoreBadAccents
The gang is all intact for this one as they review the game and tiny pitch of NYCFC, look ahead to Sporting KC *spit*, and partake in the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin secretly wants the ant to dance, Mark defends his best buddy BennyBalls (TM), Tony invokes a rare biblical text and Duncan…
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South Couch Report : NYC v Toronto
Undefeated, top of the table, highly unlikely. These are all phrases used to describe Toronto FC. Today the indomitable Robins take on the only team in New York at the tiny confines of Estadio del Yankees. After stealing all the points from the only team in New Jersey, you can’t help but be a wee…
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Episode 127 – 16/03/08 #TheLovitzRole
The gang is all here with a special “Live” while we’re watching the first match of the season and a “Live” studio audience. Relive all of the insanity as if you were standing there with us at a match, canopy and all. In this episode, Tony can’t handle the initials, Kristin mumbles, Mark loves the…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Dallas home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. In a nutshell : Still barely worthy of being called “the hoops” The inside collar says : “Dallas ‘Til I Die” The outside back collar has : modified version of the flag of Dallas The jock tag position has : Flag of the United States…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Toronto away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. for the Giovinco outfit for the Bradley/Altidore outfit In a nutshell : White with a large red horizontal band and a smaller blue band above it The inside collar says : unknown The outside back collar has : “All For One” The jock tag position…
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South Stand Report : Toronto v Philadelphia (pre-season)
Welcome to the Rowdies Suncoast Invitational, live from beautiful, sunny and temperate St. Petersburg, Florida. When you’re a jet-setting millennial like myself with plenty of disposable income, you too can just fly out on a lark to watch exciting MLS pre-season action. Situated just a de Guzman free kick from the water, Al Lang Stadium…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Seattle 3rd
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. In a nutshell : Navy noise (it’s like white noise, except, navy-ish) The inside collar says : nothing The outside back collar has : nothing The jock tag position has : seal of Seattle The side Adidas stripes are : light blue Third kits are…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Houston away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. In a nutshell : Almost like a negative of the Germany World Cup kit. The inside collar says : Forever Orange The outside back collar has : Dynamo The jock tag position has : Flag of Texas The side Adidas stripes are : dark grey…