Author: Mark Hinkley
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South Stand/Couch Report : Toronto v Colorado, CCL, 2nd leg, FIGHT!
Bold Predictions : Toronto wins by 2 Osorio gets at least a point Red card for the Colorado Mammoth (H/T @DuncanDFletcher) On to the Match : 10’ – Hagglund goes down hard. But he’s ok. 26’ – Altidore goes down. Out comes the stretcher but he comes off on his own. 29’ – Morrow takes…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Colorado home, Dallas home, DC United home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Colorado Home In a nutshell : no white sleeves make it better The inside collar says : Colorado For Life The jock tag position has : state flag of Colorado Compared to previous kit : drastic improvement The new Colorado home kit is clean and…
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Episode 222 – 18/02/22 #KristinHatesBono
The gang is mostly here to discuss CONCACAF Champions Bracket (our term) in Colorado, discuss the TFC Big Breakfast, talk a little #CanWMNT and look ahead to the return leg on Tuesday against the Rapids. In this episode Duncan is particularly mean, Mark gets a bit controlling and Kristin sees her mood deflate from season…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Philadelphia home, Atlanta away, Seattle home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Philadelphia Home In a nutshell : the bib is gone The outside back collar has : Join or Die with a snake The jock tag position has : coiled snake Compared to previous kit : an improvement, but different Some of my concerns with the…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Toronto away, LA Galaxy home, Chicago home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Toronto Away In a nutshell : still white without the red chest stripe The outside back collar has : All for One The jock tag position has : a maple leaf Compared to previous kit : slight improvement I long for the day that this…
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The South Couch Report : Colorado v Toronto, CONCACAF Champions League, first leg (FIGHT!)
Didn’t I write one of these buggers, like, a few weeks ago?!? AGAIN!?! Ugh. Remember that off-season we used to have. From early October until mid-March. Oh those halcyon days gone by. Now we’re in this bastardized version of Champions League (ummm… groups?) and we’re playing the most vanilla f’ing side in the first round.…
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Episode 221 – 18/02/08 #IraqiAttackiMidfielder
The gang is all here to discuss some Canada national program stuff, discuss player transfers, look at some TFC and it’s sequel TFC II, as well as the usual silliness. In this episode, Duncan loves Go Station names, Mark loves ailments shared between animals and people, Tony loves geography puns and Kristin loves goalkeepers. Give…
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Episode 220 – 18/01/25 #manipulatingThePace #PaisManipulation
The gang is mostly here and is joined by SuperSubTM James Grossi (@grawsee) to talk the SuperDraft, review international news, TFC roster shifts and TFC II schedule discussion. In this episode, Mark does the fun part, Duncan is in mourning, James channels the gaffer and Kristin has her sticker dreams ruined. Give us any rating on…
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VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 11 – Steven Beitashour
Highest: 7 Lowest: 20 Average ranking: 10.8 Mark: 11 – He is the right back we wanted and the right back we deserved. Or was he a winger? He played like a winger. He was, arguably, the right sided version of Justin Morrow. Well, was. He’s left us for a better place. Weather-wise, anyways. Steven…
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VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 15 – Nick Hagglund
Highest: 10 Latest: 20 Average ranking: 14.39 Mark: 15 – Ahh, the Slammin’ Salmon. Everyone’s favourite forward/defender. Or is he a defender/forward. Either way, he’s a top guy, who’s had a rough year. The 25 year-old had started the season off strong, making an appearance in every match until the 3-2 win over Minnesota, which…