Author: Mark Hinkley

  • Episode 217 – 17/12/21 #drawCity #optionDeclined #sextuple

    Episode 217 – 17/12/21 #drawCity #optionDeclined #sextuple

    The gang is mostly here to review the season as a whole, discuss signings and un-signings (at time of recording) and look ahead to the CONCACAF Champions League tournament with the reveal of the opening draw. In this episode, Mark doesn’t know the difference between initials (see note below), Duncan rebrands a giant of Mexican…

  • Episode 216 – 17/12/13 #ChampionshipEdition #mésQueUnCock

    Episode 216 – 17/12/13 #ChampionshipEdition #mésQueUnCock

    The gang is all here to bask in the glow of the victory and record a championship edition of the podcast. In this episode, Duncan throws shade at the lazy keeper, Mark throws shade at a suit’s participation, Tony throws shade at drafts and Kristin throws shade at Kristin. Give us any rating on iTunes,…

  • The South Stand Report : Toronto v Seattle, MLS Cup Edition

    The South Stand Report : Toronto v Seattle, MLS Cup Edition

    There is no fucking way you are reading this news for the first time, so I’ll get on with it. Bold Predictions : Toronto wins Seattle doesn’t Vazquez scores On to the Match : 67’ – GOAL – Giovinco sends a perfect through ball to Altidore, chips the keeper, I make a ‘pant mess’. MIGHTY…

  • Episode 215 – 17/12/07 #chocolateOrBroccoli

    Episode 215 – 17/12/07 #chocolateOrBroccoli

    The gang is all here for this episode where we review the second leg vs. Columbus, look ahead to OMG MLS CUP!!!11!!11!, talk MLS announcements and the usual. In this episode, Mark forgot to toggle the input (which is why it sounds like a tin can, apologies), Tony channels a famous dip for insulation, Duncan…

  • Episode 214 – 17/11/23 #UtilitarianClusterDryHump

    Episode 214 – 17/11/23 #UtilitarianClusterDryHump

    The gang’s all here to discuss the acceptable result against the Crew, talk Michael Bradley’s post game comments, look ahead to the return leg and the usual insanity. In this episode Kristin gets violent with vegetables, Mark calls out Kristin for making unnecessary noise that the mics picked up, Duncan picks a hybrid man of…

  • The South Couch Report – Columbus v Toronto, 1st Leg

    The South Couch Report – Columbus v Toronto, 1st Leg

    Ok so this report is gonna be different as I am just going to watch it and fill in the blanks at the half and end. This isn’t the game that I want to miss something because I was typing up a stupid thought about Cooper flailing about and giving up a ball of the…

  • Episode 213 – 17/11/16 #poultryFister

    Episode 213 – 17/11/16 #poultryFister

    Everyone is here to discuss the international news of the week, look ahead to the first leg of the semi-finals against Columbus and the usual lunacy. In this episode Kristin claims to be the best Canadian, Mark flexes his Swedish, Duncan reveals his approach to Turkey and Tony offends some of the other 200+ nations…

  • Episode 212 – 17/11/09 #ooohAPieceOfMeth

    Episode 212 – 17/11/09 #ooohAPieceOfMeth

    The gang is mostly here as we review the mess that was the second leg against New Jersey, look waaaaay ahead to Columbus, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan outs and shames a friend over theatre, Kristin reads emojis and Mark brings it back to what Garber would hate the most. Give us…

  • Episode 211 – 17/11/02 #everySingleJuanOfThem

    Episode 211 – 17/11/02 #everySingleJuanOfThem

    The gang mostly here for this Halloween recording to talk the victory of New York Red Bulls, look ahead to the second leg, talk MLS award nominees and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark goes to the washroom, Duncan discusses horror movie tropes and Kristin stumps the panel in Where Are They Now like…

  • Episode 209 – 17/10/19 #blabberating

    Episode 209 – 17/10/19 #blabberating

    The gang is mostly in attendance as we talk Montreal, look ahead to Atlanta and the usual stuff and things. In this episode, Duncan rage-reports, Kristin confuses her hockey anthems and Mark gets a bit crazy with the reverb. Give us any rating on iTunes, when you get a chance. It would help immensely. Click…