Author: Mark Hinkley
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Kit Nerd Corner : Colorado Rapids away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Colorado Rapids away In a nutshell : This has got some crazy game and it’s smooth like butter First off, I am not on medication. At all. This is a wonderful kit. You can do primary colours, as long as you pick shades that work together,…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Seattle home & away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Seattle home In a nutshell : boring and uninspiring Oh Seattle, you don’t deserve this snoozefest. You’ve been given some really nice home kits over the years, but this one doesn’t do anyone any favours. Perhaps this is a test to see if the “Best Fans…
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Kit Nerd Corner : FC Dallas away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. FC Dallas away In a nutshell : hopefully a sign of a return of the hoops MLS baffles me. The redo the terrible Burn into FC Dallas. A wonderful rebrand top to bottom, and even include a nod to the past in the badge. Give them…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Montreal Impact away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Montreal Impact away In a nutshell : a little jealous Well, Montreal is two for two in the “envious of their kits” department. Their blue and black striped kit is still a beauty, and this is quality for an away kit. As you may or may…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Portland Timbers home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Portland Timbers home In a nutshell : big chevron, big advertisement, big eyesore I get it, you have the chevrons in your badge. And it points up. So why in the bluest (or greenest) of hells would that be necessary to make it a blatant…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Philadelphia Union away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Philadelphia Union away In a nutshell : Why bother trying. Philadelphia have been on a slippery slope downward. Their first away kit was a decent reverse of the home kit. Their next kit was their home kit under brighter lights. Then this happened. It’s so ordinarily…
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Kit Nerd Corner : New York Red Bulls home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. New York Red Bulls home In a nutshell : Reverse Arsenal with animals. This is the most contrasting kit of the bunch. On the one hand, I’m kind of upset how Red Bull circumvent the advertising rules by owning the team. On the other hand, it…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Vancouver Whitecaps home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Vancouver Whitecaps home In a nutshell : simple, modern without being garish If Vancouver is fighting to not have boring template kits from Adidas, then they are making the battle count. Starting with the obvious pattern, definitely a fan of the gradient ‘mountains’ that start from…
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Episode 76 – 15/03/05 #YcantUBhard
The gang is all back, predicting league outcomes, forwards outlook, retirement of a “legend” and another insane round of “Would You Rather” (we’re sorry and you’re welcome). In this episode, Kristin admits to fear of most of the other panelists, Mark gushes for a scrumpy ear worm, Duncan pre-calls out a certain head coach, and…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Houston Dynamo home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Houston Dynamo home In a nutshell : Finally, a Houston kit with some real character Really digging the gradient of orange down to the white at the bottom and the diamond/fence pattern pinstripe print of the shirt. Very happy to see them drop the awkward…