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  • South Couch Report – San Jose vs Toronto

    Well after a delightful few days away being bad at golf, worse at frisbee, ok at ping pong and, frankly, old at drinking, it’s back home and back to TFC. I didn’t watch the Columbus game beyond the basic highlights, but given that Giovinco wasn’t playing then, and is playing tonight and just how much…

  • Toronto FC vs. San Jose Earthquakes: Can TFC Weather the Ex-Red Effect?

    Toronto FC vs San Jose Earthquakes ~ 1030pm ET ~ Avaya Stadium ~ SN360 *Editor’s note: Kristin was very busy at work today and couldn’t really put together a lengthy preview. Apologies to the four of you that read this* Let’s get ready to rumble!!  Get it? Rumble, earthquakes?  *crickets* OK, I’ll try again: It’s…

  • THE SOUTH LITTER BOX REPORT: Special Guest Reporter – Crew Cat

    From time to time we realize that you, our devoted readership get a little tired of our hard-hitting style of investigative journalism. So, once in a while we invite a guest columnist to sit-in for TFC match coverage. Since tonight is the universally awaited second leg of the 2016 Trillium Cup, we aimed high to…

  • Toronto FC vs Columbus Crew: Trillium Cup Match Two – The Flowering!

    Toronto FC vs Columbus Crew ~ 7pm ET ~ MAPFRE Stadium ~ TSN2 It is once again time for Toronto FC to face their most hated rival – no, not that one! Or that one! – it’s the Columbus Crew you guys!  Trillium Cup time; grrrr.   In the first of two games for our…

  • Episode 145- 16/07/12 #SexHernia

    Mark is travelling to the Ohio Riviera so misses this week’s episode, replaced by supersub Ian Clarke of Red nation Online fame. He joins Tony Kristin and Duncan do discuss the somewhat underwhelming win over the Fire, look ahead to the Crew and Earthquakes games and all the usual nonsense including an exclusive interview with…

  • South Stand Report – Toronto v Chicago

    South Stand Report – Toronto v Chicago

    A little humid, but with a cool breeze. Damp, but it rained lightly. Feels like it’s gonna be a nice night for a football match. I don’t need to update you on a preview because you did your homework reading Kristin’s write up. Chicago is terrible with a bunch of unknown players, and Toronto is…

  • Toronto FC vs Chicago Fire: Will It Be a Hot Time In The City?

    Toronto FC vs Chicago Fire ~ BMO Field ~ 7:30pm ET ~ TSN4 Time for the Great Lakes Derby!  Grab some sausage from Abe Froman, say danke schoen to the weather gods and make sure you’ve got your gummy bears cause here come the Fire!  Ah the Chicago Fire; forever part of TFC history and…

  • Episode 144 – 16/07/07 #internationalSexFiend

    Episode 144 – 16/07/07 #internationalSexFiend

    The gang is all here to talk about the cup glory in Vancouver, the draw against Seattle, look ahead to Chicago, the transfer window and the usual silliness. In this episode, Tony questions certain player’s bone density, Mark is not a fan of in-stadium pyrotechnics of any kind, no one is safe from Kristin’s hot…

  • THE STARTING 11: Ways Sigi Schmid described Saturday’s Match

    For those of you that listen to the Vocal Minority Podcast regularly, you’ll know that Sounders manager/lunch meat aficionado Sigi Schmid is a “friend to the show”. The big German-born boss often features and chews the fat on the past week’s MLS action. He talks a bit too. After visiting Toronto this weekend and seeing…

  • The South Stand Report : Toronto v Seattle

    The South Stand Report : Toronto v Seattle

    Why can’t I be injured for either an unknown amount of time or 6-8 weeks. All the cool kids are out 6 weeks. Irwin. Bradley. National Cup Hero Wil Johnson. Even Altidore. I’d like a paid vacation, hobbling around with a lower body injury. OK, maybe not, but the point is a vacation. So Toronto…