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Episode 97 – 15/07/22 #bitchedOut
The gang is all in to review the Philadelphia melt-fest, the Gold Cup “adventure”, look forward to Columbus and reflect on the greatest pizza deal you never wanted. In this episode, Kristin laments going last in the round tables more than once, Mark admits that not every sound effect is gold, Duncan went for and…
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MLS Wins and Losses: Week 20.
As always, this will be available in listening form later in the week as part of the Vocal Minority podcast Steven Gerrard is here and he played and he scored a goal and squuuueeeeee! that’s all that counts this week, back to you Kristin. I kid of course, but yes, the big thing this week…
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THE STARTING 11: Other Available Front Office Jobs for Retired TFC Players
If Toronto FC had their own version of “The Disappeared” it would be the long, seemingly unending, list of veteran players who get “retired” by the club mid-season. While most of the players have been admittedly in the twilight of their careers, there has often been a foggy mystery to their sudden decision to leave…
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The South Couch Report : Toronto v Philadelphia
Today I am a part time supporter. I admit it. I am in the comfort of my home in the hinterlands of suburbia. It’s a culmination of reasons that no reasonable supporter would understand. So we’ll go with “weakness towards the heat and humidity”. Toronto welcome back the Gold Cuppers of Osorio, Morgan and Altidore.…
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Toronto FC vs Philadelphia Union: Who Needs Brotherly Love? TFC Need A Win
Today is Toronto’s only home game in July – BMO Field, 4pm, TSN – which means some sort of weather related disaster; what’s that? It’s going to be the approximate temperature of the surface of the sun? And it’s not a night game? Sounds perfect. Seriously though, it’s going to be hot. Damn hot. Which…
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Episode 96 – 15/07/15 #HatersGonnaHaiti
The gang’s all here as we reminisce over NYCFC, look ahead to Gold Cup and a visit from Philadelphia this weekend. In this episode, Mark wants to answers to an initial, Kristin makes a sweet callback, Tony makes the western British countryside proud, and current Duncan makes old Duncan seem like an eternal optimist. Click…
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Closing Time At The Caldwell Arms: Steven Caldwell Calls It a Day On Seventeen Year Career
Oh Captain, our Captain. In what has been possibly the most drawn out storyline for Toronto FC this season finally came to an end when earlier this morning Steven Caldwell announced his retirement after 17 years as a professional footballer: It’s not a surprising move; in fact it’s one we’ve all been expecting for some…
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THE STARTING 11: TFC Repercussions From the Pan Am Games
Toronto finally got The Olympics! In a different Terminator-esque timeline where every part of the planet NOT in The Americas got on a spaceship and left this round joint… Toronto got The Olympics! However, those pesky Europeans, Africans, Asians and Misc. (Suck it Oceania) haven’t perfected space travel so instead Toronto is hosting the Pan…
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South Couch Report : New York City v Toronto
It’s game day and while last week Toronto was abused by one Designated Player based by the Pacific Ocean, now they get a chance to be terrorized by a Designated Player based near the Atlantic. Last time the Robins faced NYCFC, the David Villa show was all that was needed (that and beating the hell…
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Toronto FC vs NYCFC: Can TFC Take A Bite Out Of The Baby Blues?
Far away from the stars in the Galaxy, time for a bite of the Big Apple for Toronto FC. This game has fair amount of expectation attached to it given the blowout in LA last weekend and the loss to NYCFC at home a few weeks back. Not only will the Reds be looking to…