Episode 71 – 15/01/29 #VinceVaughanTheDancingCannoli

vm_podcast_1400x1400Camp is finally underway and the first week is chaotic with way too much to talk about. In order, there’s the Oduro trade, the soon to be Ol’ Gil trade, the Bekker trade, the Perquis signing, the Zavaleta trade, the state of the defence, Giovinco’s soul, Armbandgate, LessThanSuperDraft and TFC II.  Woof.

Kristin’s hamstring is playing up again so she sits this one out, leaving hosting duties to Tony. Logic reduces Mark to a series of squeaks, Duncan doesn’t even get sympathy chuckles for the world’s worst Jackson joke while Tony goes way too far for the sake of a gag.

We’ve got two audience participation bits for you this week? First up, the usual, bitchyblanks.  Instead of Bradley or Caldwell, TFC should have ______ as club captain?

Also, what should be the definitive name for TFC II, to be used forever and ever here at the Vocal Minority, and inevitably everywhere else, no doubt. Your options are ‘The Cap’ns’ (II Cap’n!), The Junior Robins, The Fieldmarlies, or Wunderland AFC.

Answers to @vocalminorityCA on twitter, using hashtag #WhatTheDeuce or throw your opinion in the comments section. Thanks.

And if you’re wondering what the hell that music was I put around the Gilberto bit, here it is in full. Brazilian, emotional, and happily this clip has english subtitles, the lyrics are perfect for one who’s gone through the TFC experience. Obrigado e adeus Gil.

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Author: Duncan Fletcher

Blogging journeyman formerly of Cruel Geography and Waking the Red, also briefly with Sportsnet and every now and then with the Guardian. As a supporter of Darlington, TFC, England and Canada, football's been unfair and poking fun at Duncan for decades now, so it's only fair he does the same right back at it. Follow him on twitter @duncandfletcher

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