OVERHEARD AT BMO FIELD: Dichio vs. The Hulk vs. Mortadella

Welcome back to another instalment of “Overheard At BMO Field” your regular eavesdropping on those strange snippets of actual conversation we’ve all heard floating around TFC Land. From strange to wacky to rather unsettling, here are this week’s #OHatBMO

“Why aren’t they allowed to have last names in Brazil?”

“You can fight Dichio. I’m not.”

A: “Loblaws is white collar, Metro is blue collar”
B: “What’s Sobeys?”
A: “Never been. I don’t like the name.”

“Mortadella is basically Italian bologna”

“Stoke vs. Sunderland is like the worst match in the world.”

“It’s the same shit really. More Hulk maybe.”

“I’m really a Liverpool fan but Manchester United is my Champions League team.”

“Morpheus was basically a drug dealer.”

Sound familiar? Of course they do! We know you’ve heard equally bizarre banter in the stands, on the concourses, in transit to-and-from the match or anywhere people are dressed in TFC red… and we want to hear yours! Add yours in the comments section below or send us your #OHatBMO on Twitter to @vocalminorityCA and they could be featured in a future episode!