Mark’s Soccer Day
Do you got 10 minutes? Do you want to waste spend it watching this? On Saturday, June 15th, our very own @kitnerdmark decided that it would be a good idea to jam 4 games into one day. But two of them are live and in person. In different cities. York 9 v Pacific Canada v New Zealand Forge v Valour Canada v Martinique This may not be all that remarkable, but it was to him and he decided to create a diary about it and then edit it. Full...
Episode 277 – 19/05/29 #SirChewbacca #C3PL #D2D2
The gang is once again 75% here (though the 75% in question is a surprising one) to review the mess against San Jose, look ahead to Vancouver, talk robots, Chick Fil A, the leagues cup stupidity, look forward to the world cup and a bunch of other vaguely relevant stuff. In this episode, Duncan gets control of the soundboard, and earns an A for enthusiasm, let’s go with a C- for proficiency and a D for tolerability. Tony gets...
The Vocal Minority Final Countdown: 2018 Edition
Time for everyone’s favourite end of season exercise! That’s right, it’s time for the VMP Final Countdown, when we rank every Toronto FC player that set foot on the pitch across all competitions. It doesn’t matter how long they played, or what they did once they were in there game – if they played, they get ranked. Unlike last year where everyone agonized over the top players and you had throw a dart...
Sorry, No Show This Week – We’re Too Sad.
Due to an unforeseen retirement in the family, there’s no show this week. We tried but Duncan wouldn’t stop crying ‘why Chad why?’, Kristin won’t stop saying ‘but what about Robbo?’, Tony’s running out of Welsh phrases, and Mark’s too busy losing his mind over the CPL Macron deal. We’ll do a proper farewell to Chad, speculate about Robbo’s future and who might take...
Is this the real life?
No, it’s just fantasy. Yes, we are once again doing a fantasy league thing, another chance to create a team, impress with a clever team name, make changes week by week and then eventually give up and forget about it 3 weeks in. Pretty much the same format really, the big twist this year is that there’s 2 seasons, they’ve gone all apertura and clausura on us. Presumably they’re hoping all the people that do give...
VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 1 – Victor Vazquez
Highest: 1 Lowest: 5 Average ranking: 2.08 Kristin: 1 – As I say pretty much every time we watch him play; he plays in the Matrix. That’s the only (not really) explanation for his ability to see two, three steps ahead of everyone else, send in those delicious passes and bend the game to his will – wonderful stuff. Last year Toronto FC were a good team – a very good team in fact – but there was an obvious...