OVERHEARD AT BMO FIELD: Dim Sum Dollarama

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Welcome back to another installment of “Overheard At BMO Field” your regular eavesdropping on those strange snippets of actual conversation we’ve all heard floating around TFC Land. From strange to wacky to rather unsettling, here are this week’s #OHatBMO

 

“The first floor is now the second floor but the upper deck is also the second floor.”

 

“I have no idea what dim sum is or what it’s made from. Just forget it.”

No idea. Forgotten already.
No idea. Forgotten already.

 

“Do you think your mother will be happy with your face?”

 

“The smarter seagull goes to Jays’ games”

9 innings beats 2 halves.
9 innings beats 2 halves.

 

“Can I call you later I’m down at soccer? (PAUSE) That stupid asshole! (PAUSE) I’ll bring a ladder.”

 

“Don’t shop at Dollarama when you’re high.”

"Don't harsh my buzz, dude."
“Don’t harsh my buzz, dude.”

 

“Smell my scarf…”

 

“West Queen West? West on Queen West or go west on Queen East to Queen West?”

Not helping.
Not helping.

 

Sound familiar? Of course they do! We know you’ve heard equally bizarre banter in the stands, on the concourses, in transit to-and-from the match or anywhere people are dressed in TFC red… and we want to hear yours! Add yours in the comments section below or send us your #OHatBMO on Twitter to @vocalminorityCA and they could be featured in a future episode!


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