Vocal Minority: Facts, Frivolity, Football
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South Couch Report : New England v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : Toronto are just one game away from beginning their ascension to the top of the table, top of the league. This is probably that game. Right? On to the Match : 4′ – GOAL – Toronto gives up the ball right around half, two quick passes and Penilla has…
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Toronto FC vs New England Revolution: Can TFC Escape From Foxy Foxborough With Points and Injury Free?
Toronto FC vs New England Revolution ~ 730pm ET ~ Gillette Stadium ~ TSN After Wednesday night’s loss to Seattle, a trip to the terrible turf in foxy Foxborough sounds mildly terrifying. With the list of Toronto players in sick bay growing seemingly every day (Victor Vazquez and Nicolas Hasler now added to the list),…
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Episode 232 – 18/05/09 #DuaneToldUsSo #math #deuceBag
The gang is half here and joined this week by SuperSub(TM) Duane Rollins (@24thminute) to review the Philadelphia match, look ahead to Seattle and New England, talk Stephanie Labbe/USL debacle, some CanPL stuff, and much more. In this episode, Duane told us so, Kristin praises maturity, Duane told us so, you can count on Mark,…
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Episode 231 – 18/05/03 #meh-ketxe
Most of the gang is here to review the adventure of your #MOMSCCL, the match against Chicago, look ahead to Philadelphia, talks some Canadian Premier League and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark gives his impassioned Yelp review, Duncan steals his own joke and Kristin predicts the whole Alan Gordon thing – again. Give…
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South Couch Report: Toronto vs Chicago Fire
The Part I Write Before : Well, that whole penalty shootout thing still feels like a kick in the nuts, but anyone suggesting ‘you threw away a bunch of MLS games for nothing’ is very much wrong, that CCL run was well worth it even without silverware and the club world cup to look forward…
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Episode 230 – 18/04/26 #starFucker
The gang is all here to reflect on two games, look ahead to two games (one of which is done but listen to find out which one!), talk #CanPL and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark is getting rebranded due to pressure, Kristin loves buzzwords, Tony wants to win Chicago Fire Man of the…
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South Couch Report : C.D. Guadalajara v Toronto, CONCACAF Champions League Final, 2nd Leg (FIGHT!)
The Part I Write Before : Guys. We had a good run. No center-backs. Bradley is playing defense. Zavaleta and Moor injured. Bold Predictions : We’ll have fun. We’ll reminisce over the time we defeated two massive Mexican sides. We’ll look ahead to Chicago. Only partially sorry. On to the Match : 9′ – Altidore…
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Episode 229 – 18/04/19 #UzbekiWithTheGoodFlag
Most of the gang is caught in the interwebz to discuss a ton of games by reviewing Club America and Colorado, look ahead to Chivas and Houston, and much more. In this episode, Mark promotes vacationing in central Asia, Kristin finally comes clean to a fetish and Duncan reinforces his ‘streetness’. Give us any rating…
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South Couch Report: Toronto vs CD Guadalajara
The part I write before the match: Fuck winter. Yeah, I’m staying home again for this one, biggest game ever or not. I’m done with being cold, and hey it’s tradition now, superstition, the 1 CCL game I went to was the Rapids game when it was relatively warm, and that one ended 0-0, who’d…
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