Vocal Minority: Facts, Frivolity, Football

  • The South Couch Report : Houston v Toronto

    The South Couch Report : Houston v Toronto

    I am so tired. I suppose I could’ve gone to bed, but I didn’t see the tweet until 35 minutes ago that the game was delayed until 9pm tonight. If I drink this last 5-hour energy drink, I’m afraid I’ll be dead by halftime. You want a preview? Huh? Maybe you should have read this…

  • THE STARTING 11: Less Publicized TFC Scandals

    Oh for Preki’s sake! Of all places for TFC to get delayed in – not Houston! It was however the very site of one of The Reds’ most glorious eff ups – The Escobar Three Fiasco – where TFC found themselves for an extra 24 hours this past weekend. Idle Reds are Miguel Aceval’s workshop…

  • Toronto FC vs Houston Dynamo: Can TFC Win The Julian B. Guzman Invitational?

    Toronto FC vs Houston Dynamo ~ 9pm ET ~ BBVA Compass Stadium ~ TSN4 Weather: Hot, humid, rainforest A perfect home stand, players coming back from injury, a young bench helping to carry the team, Seba almost literally on fire and scoring pretty much at will – you know what this team needs?  A three…

  • Episode 149 – 16/08/12 #MLSLiveAndChill

    Episode 149 – 16/08/12 #MLSLiveAndChill

    Tony is off with a hamstring injury (#hamstrong) so that leaves us with 75% of the gang present to reflect on the victories versus Salt Lake and New England, look ahead to Houston, talk a little bit of Canadian Women’s National Team at Rio, question our TFC optimisms and the usual malarkey. In this episode…

  • THE STARTING 11: TFC Olympic Events

    Now that TFC are good and stuff we can shift our attention to the really big story in sports right now – the Summer Olympics in Rio. Despite the doom and gloom of toxic water and pestilence, the games have gotten off to a good start albeit with the same old sports we see every…

  • The South Stand Report : Toronto v New England

    The South Stand Report : Toronto v New England

    After what can only be described as an “interesting” performance, Toronto is on a win streak. Moreso, they’re on a home win streak, and they’re unbeaten at home in their last 10 matches. I know, I’m shocked too, and I went to them all. Not to be outdone, the Tea Terrorists TM road form isn’t anything…

  • Toronto FC vs New England Revolution: Can TFC Have a Perfect Home Stand?

    Toronto FC vs New England Revolution ~ BMO Field ~ 7:30pm ET ~ SN360 Well this is an unfamiliar feeling, Toronto FC playing well – playing so well that they’ve won their last three games and are on the cusp of a perfect home stand; feels weird doesn’t it?  Even weirder is that they’re doing…

  • The South Stand Report : Toronto v Salt Lake

    The South Stand Report : Toronto v Salt Lake

    You guys! OMG you guys! We’re going to win the league! Everything is amazing you guys! I love Toron… *needle scratch* Whaddoya mean Cheyrou is out with a hamstring injury? Gah… I know, I know, he wasn’t there for the 3-0 beating to Columbus anyways, but I figure it’s a bit of coasting if you…

  • Toronto FC vs Real Salt Lake: The Return of the Joao

    Toronto FC vs Real Salt Lake ~ BMO Field ~ 7pm ET ~ TSN4 Another game already?  We don’t even get a full week to celebrate our glorious new silverware?   Fine, if we have to.  So who’s up next?  Ah a host of ex-Reds and the dreaded wonder from sexy Sandy, Utah – you…

  • Episode 148 – 16/08/03 #That’llDoSig

      Mark’s hamstring is worse than Jozy Altidore’s so once again we’re down to 3 to revel in the Trillium Cup glory, look ahead to the visit from the Saltiest of Real Lakes and the tea terrorists as well as a quick look at the Olympics and of course a sentimental and thoroughly respectful salute…

Work in progress…