Vocal Minority: Facts, Frivolity, Football
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The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto
You know what I’m glad to be doing? Watching a game and the air conditioning is on. #bragging Toronto has been less than convincing on the pitch. Scoring has been dry so it’s hard to be optimistic that they’ll light up the scoreboard. Cheyrou has been a rock in the midfield, as has Moor in…
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Episode 142 – 16/06/23 #BaborioOrOsouli
The gang is all here to review not one, but two matches, look ahead to Orlando and so much more. In this episode, Duncan is apparently bored with the Atomic Ant, Mark’s favourite moment from a match was himself (sort of), Tony harkens back to crappy fireworks of days gone by and Kristin loves the…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Vancouver, Voyageurs Cup Edition, Round 1, FIGHT!
What has two thumbs and loves a cup tie? This guy. (now picture me pointing both my thumbs at myself with a grin) Toronto are more than likely still flying high after the heady win over Los Angeles on the weekend. Hopefully not too hung-over (or dehydrated for that matter) to deal with Vancouver. The…
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Toronto FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps: Voyageurs Cup Final Leg One – We’re Baaack!
Toronto FC v Vancouver Whitecaps ~ BMO Field ~ 7:30pm ET ~ TSN4 What’s that? Toronto FC are back in the Voyageurs Cup final? AND it’s against the Vancouver Whitecaps? Ooh I love it when a narrative comes together! Although all of us would have loved to see TFC play the Ottawa Fury – really,…
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THE STARTING 11: Reasons Why Opposition DPs Avoid Toronto
This trend had its genesis way back in those halcyon MLS days known as “The Beckham Era”. For one reason or another, the biggest of the big-name opposition Designated Players had the rude habit of skipping out on the Toronto fixture. Fast forward ten glorious years and this frustrating occurrence (aka ultimate troll on away-kit…
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South Stand Report : Toronto v Los Angeles
Welcome to Toronto. Dysfunctional weather patterns since 1992. Damn it’s steamy. So MLS had a demi-break until half the Copa America was done, which was so necessary, apparently. It’s OK MLS, I wasn’t going to watch it, since Canada wasn’t included so keep your tournament. Maybe next time I’ll give a damn. Tonight, the slipping…
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Toronto FC vs LA Galaxy: We Were On A Break! Welcome Back MLS
TFC vs LAG ~ 7:30pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ SN360 Hey there – yes you with glazed eyes from watching Euro matches by day and then Copa America matches by night – you know what you need? More soccer to watch! Well fear not as this weekend MLS returns to fill your late afternoons…
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Episode 141 – 16/06/16 #prideOfCarson
The gang is all here as they review the success in Montreal to advance in the Voyageurs Cup, look ahead to Los Angeles on the weekend, reflect on the first third of the season, and much more. In this episode, Mark desperately tries to fill Kristin’s shoes, Tony shows off his knowledge of a second…
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THE STARTING 11: Ways Euro 2016 Would Be Different if TFC Were Hosting
It’s not that crazy an idea. BMO Field has hosted all kinds of weird jazz such as Genesis, a Bill Clinton speech and whatever TFC’s 2012 season was all about – so why not the Euros?! Ok there’s the one tiny detail about not being in Europe but in this age of supersonic passenger flight…
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The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto, V-Cup Edition, Part II
Well this is thrilling. Cup glory awaits… Well, the next round anyways. The kids did just fine last week, but that was at home. Hell, one of the goal scorers probably woke up in his childhood bedroom the next day (not that there’s anything wrong with that, have you seen real estate prices in this…
Work in progress…