MASCOT HYSTERIA: The Apertura
May26

MASCOT HYSTERIA: The Apertura

What a load of fluff that was! The world’s finest point of plush pugilism has put another battle to bed and with that closes out the opening half-season – The Apertura for you fancy types – of the game you know and love – Mascot Hysteria. Not to fear though fans, your googly-eyed heroes will return later this year for “The Clausura” portion of the 2015 tournament and the eventual crowning of this...

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MASCOT HYSTERIA: Sammy the Shrimp v Xolo Mayor
May12

MASCOT HYSTERIA: Sammy the Shrimp v Xolo Mayor

Motherfluffer – it’s time for another round of Mascot Hysteria! After a few weeks hopping riot over international football mascotry, Virginia’s raging Anti-Newzealandite and Richmond Kickers booster Kickeroo has been sent outback. Despite his previous dispatching of Tigrao and Sammy the Stag it was a new Sammy that tripped up the cocky marsupial – Southend United’s Sammy the Shrimp. With a solid 68%...

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MASCOT HYSTERIA: Kickeroo v Sammy the Shrimp
Apr29

MASCOT HYSTERIA: Kickeroo v Sammy the Shrimp

Y’all ready for fluff? It’s time again for two of the football world’s finest purveyors of plush to do battle in the one and only – Mascot Hysteria! He may have had the most frightening face and smoothest crotch of any Mascot Hysteria challenger but the Brazilian beast known as Tigrao was no match for the USL’s mad marsupial Kickeroo! In one of this competition’s biggest blowouts, the reigning champ...

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