Episode 72 – 15/02/05 #brosts
Feb05

Episode 72 – 15/02/05 #brosts

Another round of hard-hitting analysis, as we discuss the surprise signing of Marseille’s Cheyrou, the expidited role of Giovinco and all the other madness that has made TFC, the greatest MLS off-season club of all time. In this episode, Tony learns that it’s not about Irish gentlemen, Kristin regrets giving us a key for last week, Mark ranks his frenchmen from worst to least worst and Duncan puts together the most obvious...

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Making a Mountain Out of an Anthill: Five Keys to Giovinco’s TFC Success
Feb05

Making a Mountain Out of an Anthill: Five Keys to Giovinco’s TFC Success

  The jewel of Toronto FC’s off-season manoeuvres has barely had time to plant his tiny feet on the frozen tundra that is his new home but it is already time to look forward. While the pomp and circumstance of the club’s manufactured airport greeting (after what we assume was a comfortable L’il Alitalia flight), and Friday’s official greeting in downtown Toronto is the shiny, happy part of Sebastian...

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MASCOT HYSTERIA: Cozmo v Roelio
Feb03

MASCOT HYSTERIA: Cozmo v Roelio

Welcome back all fans of plush pugilism for the latest round of Mascot Hysteria! This is the destination for football fans that have an unquenchable desire to see the planet’s fuzziest, googly-eye-iest and often mentally unstable mascots do battle in a head-to-whatever-the-other-one-has matchup. After last week’s debut round, we have crowned our first Mascot Hysteria Champion who now stays on to face a new opponent. What...

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THE STARTING 11: Differences if Toronto FC camp was an actual camp
Feb02

THE STARTING 11: Differences if Toronto FC camp was an actual camp

Toronto FC has often been accused of being a country club, but what about a summer camp? With The Reds fully settled in their pre-season camp on the shores of Lake VanneySacka, I couldn’t help but wonder what it would be like if our “Meatballs” of a football club were instead running an actual summer camp. Join me as we go Up the Creek… 11. Oatmeal cookies allocated via blind draw 10. Cheap wallets made in arts...

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Atomic Ant Marches In Early: Giovinco to TFC for the start of the season.
Jan30

Atomic Ant Marches In Early: Giovinco to TFC for the start of the season.

This should come as no surprise to anyone really. There has been plenty of talk recently of Toronto FC ‘hoping’ to have Sebastian Giovinco in Toronto as soon as possible, of Giovinco’s agent in talks with Juventus about getting him out of his contract. Also, the talk at the press conference announcing his signing was of TFC not having to get down to 3 DPs until July 1st; but that has changed with recent reports on...

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