THE STARTING 11: Alternatives To The Name “401 Derby”

You know what the best part of the “401 Derby” is? It’s just how “401”-nny it is. Also, that it is widely accepted as the name for the Montreal v Toronto fixtures everywhere in North America except for one place – Montreal. Tres LOLZ. However, we pride ourselves on our listening skills and so on the cusp of the biggest “401 Derby” of all timez, we are willing to consider (briefly) these alternate monikers for this heated rivalry…

11.  Mitsouperclasico

10. Copa del Lost American Viewers

9. Coupe de Soleil

8. Footballhomme de Neige

7. The Rusty Courtnall

6. The Oui/Non/Draw Vote

5. El Cornwallio

4. The Chicken Sauce Derby

3. 22 Men Without Hats

2. The Old Firm Ripened Cheese

1. Just For Laughs Goals