Author: Mark Hinkley
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South Couch Report : Atlanta v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : Man, this is the second big game Atlanta is hosting in a week! Lucky! First they got MLS All-Stars vs. Juventus B, and now Atlanta v your reigning MLS Cup Champions! Toronto is finding their feet, legs, head and a bunch of other parts after the massive blip that…
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Episode 242 – 18/08/01 #hashtagMVP #skeptible #championsheep
Most of the gang is here to talk the second edition of Groundhog Week as we recap the V-Cup victory over Ottawa (again), weekend victory over Chicago (again), look ahead to Atlanta, some #CanPL talk and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan’s rebranding a league, Mark seemingly cops out on Vanney Tactics and Kristin…
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Episode 241 – 18/07/24 #fringeIdiots
The gang is mostly here with our special guest from The TFC Report, Oliver Platt (@plattoli) to review Ottawa and Chicago, look ahead to Ottawa and Chicago (again, ugh), discuss MLS transfers, #CanPL news, and more fire references than we’re used to. In this episode, Kristin mad, Duncan pins his hopes on a new Chad,…
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Episode 240 – 18/07/17 #GentlemanProfessional
The gang is mostly here with everyone’s favourite SuperSub™ James Grossi (@grawsee) to discuss the mess of Orlando, wrap-up the World Cup, talk #CanPL, talk TFC and look ahead to V-Cup Tie with Ottawa as well as away to Chicago. In this episode James has the answer, Mark is OK with it, Duncan is homesick…
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Episode 239 – 18/07/11 #bulliedAwooga
The gang is mostly here to recap the mess in Minnesota, the draw in KC, look ahead to Orlando, talk #CanPL, World Cup semis and other things. In this episode Duncan finally admits he isn’t watching and wallows in misery of his countrymen, Kristin ruins pronunciations and Mark gets far more introspective than necessary. This…
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South Couch Report : Kansas City v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : This is the second week in a row where we’ve been ‘treated’ to the McFlurry dessert of MLS (and specifically this version of Toronto) after the gourmet steak dinner of the World Cup. After the emotional rollercoaster of the game on Wednesday vs Minnesota (apologies, schedule was insane), I…
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Episode 238 – 18/07/05 #queek #panic
The gang is mostly here and remote for this one where we talk the match against the Energy Drinks, preview (time of recording) Minnesota and the Sporks of KC, talk some Canadian Premier League, and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark discusses the real estate market in a player’s head, Duncan knows who he’d…
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South Couch Report – NYC v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : I don’t know if you all are like me, but I for one am relieved with Major League Soccer being back on television. Like that World Cup thing is just a pretentious mess. There’s no salary caps. There’s no TAM. There’s no GAM. And with a distinct lack of…
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Episode 237 – 18/06/21 #personalLifeSectionWikipedia
The gang is all here to discuss World Cup 2018, a wee bit of DC United, look ahead to NYCFC and look waaaay ahead to Canada 2026. In this episode, Kristin nearly earns a spit take, Mark admits to being selfish (finally), Duncan reveals an obvious World Cup hang-up and Tony deals in fine Persian…
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South Couch Report : Philadelphia v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : Man, am I tired. I want to go to bed before this game even starts. Long week, amirite? I’m just happy for once somebody else has to deal with an 8 p.m. kick off on a Friday evening. Too bad Philly, suck it. Honestly, I haven’t paid attention too…