Author: Mark Hinkley
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Episode 249 – 18/09/19 #TacoMastars
The gang is all in attendance to discuss the crazy match vs LA Galaxy, look ahead to the NYRB, avoid the Campeones Cup, Captain Tsubasa’s dominance of late and more. In this episode, Tony explains levels of ‘Roy’, Mark could put an eye out, Kristin is all about the ‘raps’, Duncan reminds us quickly on…
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South Couch Report : Toronto v Las Angeles Original Recipe
The Part I Write Before : So, if you happen to be the one person who reads this drivel and doesn’t listen to the podcast, I’ve sold my tickets for this game. No regrets. Let the Zlatan fanboys have at it. Also, public transit redirections aside makes this game not worth the bullshit. I am…
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Episode 248 – 18/09/12 #PhreddieAdu
Most of the gang is here to talk about the Ottawa CPL situation, discuss MLS news, review the #CanMNT game against the US Virgin Islands, look ahead to Zlatanmania and much more. In this episode, Kristin keeps control early, and Tony and Mark disagree over percentages. This episode is always and forever brought to you…
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Episode 247 – 18/09/06 #makeARunAtTheTable
Three of the four are here to reminisce over the messes that were Portland and LA, talk some #CanPL stuff *cough*Ottawa*cough*, talk some national team stuff, and try to guess the next steps for Toronto. In this episode,Mark failed to prepare for the sound cues and Tony is frustrated with herons and Kristin was the…
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Episdoe 246 – 18/08/27 #notThisTimeNewsCycle
The gang is mostly here to review the game against the Cheesemakers, look ahead to Portland and Zombie Chivas, as well as all the stupid things we missed out on that came out shortly after we recorded (Austin, supporters group bannings). In this episode, Duncan destroys a bathroom, Mark tries to sneak in a plausible…
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Episode 245 – 18/08/23 #TheSquadCouple
The gang is all here to talk V-Cup glories, the San Jose disappointments, look ahead to the weekend Cheesemakers match, #CanPL talk, and more. In this episode Mark imagined a bunch of shit that wasn’t true, Tony mentions a dice game a bunch, Duncan gives a solid stare down and Kristin changes tune once the…
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South Couch Report : San Jose v Toronto
Part I Write Before The Match : If there’s a chance for Toronto to get three points tonight, you have to believe that this is it. No Seba starting tonight, no problem? At least they put him on the bench. San Jose is terrible. They are sitting at the foot of the table on the…
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Episode 244 – 18/08/14 #CalmTheEverlovingFuckDown
The gang is mostly here to review V-Cup drama out west and the Pizza Rats, look ahead to the V-Cup second leg and San Jose, talk Canada stuff and usual silliness. In this episode, nobody went to the NYCFC match; Kristin didn’t go due to work, Duncan didn’t go due to drinking, and Mark didn’t…
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South Couch Report : Vancouver v Toronto, Responsible Adult Edition
Look. 10 p.m. is too late for a goddamn mid-week game. I got to go to work in the morning. I don’t live anywhere near my work. So this is the next best thing. I know the result but I’m looking to be surprised as if I don’t know anything so I’m skipping I usually…
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Episode 243 – 18/08/07 #worseThanHitler
The gang is all here to talk the comeback against Atlanta, look ahead to V-Cup Final first leg with Vancouver, the weekend’s match against the pizza rats, spend more time talking about Austin Bold, and the usual insanity. In this episode, Tony does a voice over for a segment, Duncan regales a swimming tale, Kristin…