Author: Mark Hinkley
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Episode 244 – 18/08/14 #CalmTheEverlovingFuckDown
The gang is mostly here to review V-Cup drama out west and the Pizza Rats, look ahead to the V-Cup second leg and San Jose, talk Canada stuff and usual silliness. In this episode, nobody went to the NYCFC match; Kristin didn’t go due to work, Duncan didn’t go due to drinking, and Mark didn’t…
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South Couch Report : Vancouver v Toronto, Responsible Adult Edition
Look. 10 p.m. is too late for a goddamn mid-week game. I got to go to work in the morning. I don’t live anywhere near my work. So this is the next best thing. I know the result but I’m looking to be surprised as if I don’t know anything so I’m skipping I usually…
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Episode 243 – 18/08/07 #worseThanHitler
The gang is all here to talk the comeback against Atlanta, look ahead to V-Cup Final first leg with Vancouver, the weekend’s match against the pizza rats, spend more time talking about Austin Bold, and the usual insanity. In this episode, Tony does a voice over for a segment, Duncan regales a swimming tale, Kristin…
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South Couch Report : Atlanta v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : Man, this is the second big game Atlanta is hosting in a week! Lucky! First they got MLS All-Stars vs. Juventus B, and now Atlanta v your reigning MLS Cup Champions! Toronto is finding their feet, legs, head and a bunch of other parts after the massive blip that…
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Episode 242 – 18/08/01 #hashtagMVP #skeptible #championsheep
Most of the gang is here to talk the second edition of Groundhog Week as we recap the V-Cup victory over Ottawa (again), weekend victory over Chicago (again), look ahead to Atlanta, some #CanPL talk and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan’s rebranding a league, Mark seemingly cops out on Vanney Tactics and Kristin…
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Episode 241 – 18/07/24 #fringeIdiots
The gang is mostly here with our special guest from The TFC Report, Oliver Platt (@plattoli) to review Ottawa and Chicago, look ahead to Ottawa and Chicago (again, ugh), discuss MLS transfers, #CanPL news, and more fire references than we’re used to. In this episode, Kristin mad, Duncan pins his hopes on a new Chad,…
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Episode 240 – 18/07/17 #GentlemanProfessional
The gang is mostly here with everyone’s favourite SuperSub™ James Grossi (@grawsee) to discuss the mess of Orlando, wrap-up the World Cup, talk #CanPL, talk TFC and look ahead to V-Cup Tie with Ottawa as well as away to Chicago. In this episode James has the answer, Mark is OK with it, Duncan is homesick…
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Episode 239 – 18/07/11 #bulliedAwooga
The gang is mostly here to recap the mess in Minnesota, the draw in KC, look ahead to Orlando, talk #CanPL, World Cup semis and other things. In this episode Duncan finally admits he isn’t watching and wallows in misery of his countrymen, Kristin ruins pronunciations and Mark gets far more introspective than necessary. This…
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South Couch Report : Kansas City v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : This is the second week in a row where we’ve been ‘treated’ to the McFlurry dessert of MLS (and specifically this version of Toronto) after the gourmet steak dinner of the World Cup. After the emotional rollercoaster of the game on Wednesday vs Minnesota (apologies, schedule was insane), I…
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Episode 238 – 18/07/05 #queek #panic
The gang is mostly here and remote for this one where we talk the match against the Energy Drinks, preview (time of recording) Minnesota and the Sporks of KC, talk some Canadian Premier League, and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark discusses the real estate market in a player’s head, Duncan knows who he’d…