Author: Mark Hinkley

  • Episode 230 – 18/04/26 #starFucker

    Episode 230 – 18/04/26 #starFucker

    The gang is all here to reflect on two games, look ahead to two games (one of which is done but listen to find out which one!), talk #CanPL and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark is getting rebranded due to pressure, Kristin loves buzzwords, Tony wants to win Chicago Fire Man of the…

  • South Couch Report : C.D. Guadalajara v Toronto, CONCACAF Champions League Final, 2nd Leg (FIGHT!)

    South Couch Report : C.D. Guadalajara v Toronto, CONCACAF Champions League Final, 2nd Leg (FIGHT!)

    The Part I Write Before : Guys. We had a good run. No center-backs. Bradley is playing defense. Zavaleta and Moor injured. Bold Predictions : We’ll have fun. We’ll reminisce over the time we defeated two massive Mexican sides. We’ll look ahead to Chicago. Only partially sorry. On to the Match : 9′ – Altidore…

  • Episode 229 – 18/04/19 #UzbekiWithTheGoodFlag

    Episode 229 – 18/04/19 #UzbekiWithTheGoodFlag

    Most of the gang is caught in the interwebz to discuss a ton of games by reviewing Club America and Colorado, look ahead to Chivas and Houston, and much more. In this episode, Mark promotes vacationing in central Asia, Kristin finally comes clean to a fetish and Duncan reinforces his ‘streetness’. Give us any rating…

  • South Couch Report : Colorado v Toronto

    South Couch Report : Colorado v Toronto

    Apologies for the lack of activity around these parts this week. Due to schedules, illness and unexpected things, it’s been a rough week getting recording/match reporting up. We expect full service to resume this coming week. Thank you for your continuing patronage. The Part I Write Before : Babies everywhere. Bold Predictions : Debutant gets…

  • Episode 228 – 18/04/08 #theNeedles

    Episode 228 – 18/04/08 #theNeedles

    The gang is all here to talk RSL and Club America match reviews, look ahead to more Club America, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark is discusses the Clan (or Clansmen), Duncan calls for a collapse, Tony is adamant of the Club America nickname and Kristin telegraphs her man of the match selection…

  • South Stand Report : Toronto v Real Salt Lake

    South Stand Report : Toronto v Real Salt Lake

    The Part I Write Before : OK, for those of you who listen to the podcast on the regular, I’ve railed against the schedule for this season with terrible kick-off times (mostly applicable to those suburbanites) and dates, but this is top shelf stupid. Thank you to the schedule makers for not talking to the…

  • Episode 227 – 18/03/28 #blessedNotBlissed #duckHunt

    Episode 227 – 18/03/28 #blessedNotBlissed #duckHunt

    Most of the gang is here to review the #CanMNT against New Zealand, look ahead to the games against Real Salt Lake and Club America, talk a bit of TFC II and an interview with TFC eSports pro Philip Ralke @PhilB94_. In this episode, Kristin gets a few religious references in, Duncan does all the…

  • Episode 226 – 18/03/22 #fatRoofnaldo

    Episode 226 – 18/03/22 #fatRoofnaldo

    The gang is all here to review the ‘performance’ in Montreal, discuss #CanWNT keeper Labbe’s new club, look ahead to the #CanMNT match against New Zealand and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan rages for the Belgians, Kristin gets her serious discussion (finally!), and Tony & Mark workshop a bunch of new voice-over/sound effect…

  • South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto

    South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto

    The Part I Write Before : What a week. First a 200th episode of the podcast, then advancing to the semi-final of your #MomsCCL, and now a derby in Montreal on St Patrick’s Day. Bold Predictions : Courtesy of the missus Vanney ejection (harsh) Interruption in game from wild animal (bizarre) Morgan gets a point…

  • Episode 225 – 18/03/15 #itsActuallyEpisode200

    Episode 225 – 18/03/15 #itsActuallyEpisode200

    Holy crap you guys, we made it. Officially episode 200 (stupid story and a terrible idea)! The gang is all here to talk your #MomsCCL matches vs Tigres, look ahead to the St. Patrick’s day clash versus the Cheesemakers, Wins & Losses, and a metric crap ton of reflection to the point of absurdity. In…