Author: Mark Hinkley
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Episode 186 – 17/05/09 #mormonFuzzy
We’ve got most of the gang back to review two games, look forward to two more, get hyped about the Canadian Premier League, told a rumour about a player’s return for next season, and the rest of the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark makes a killer Irish rock music pun, Kristin suggests a late-night…
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The South Couch Report : Seattle v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : So Vanney has opted to rest Vazquez, Giovinco, Beitashour and some others. Probably for the best. I’m not expecting much from this road trip since a home stand including a Wednesday home game and an upcoming Wednesday road game. Guys, the Canadian Premier League is for realz.…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Orlando
The Part I Write Before The Match : For once, weather gods have been kind to us with this respite from precipitation to give us some lovely football weather. I only mention this as an opening salvo as it’s been raining the last few days, and will rain for the next few days, well into…
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Episode 185 – 17/05/02 #badderWorser
Some of the gang is still on vacation, so we’re joined by SuperSubTM Duane Rollins (@24thminute) to discuss the Houston match, look ahead to Orlando and Seattle, some salary talk and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark forgets to his record for part of it (we didn’t lose anything), Duane nails the Orlando sound…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Houston
The Part I Write Before The Match : I’m feeling much better about going into this match than the last one. All those fears were unfounded. Man, that was embarassing. This match, we have to deal with Houston, who are shooting out the lights… when they’re at home and on the road haven’t earned a…
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Episode 184 – 17/04/26 #HamstringVsHamstring
We have not one, but two substitutions this week as SuperSubTM from MLSsoccer.com/reddit/&James$Grossi.net.org/~soccer/mls/soccer-mls.php&lang=en James Grossi (@grawsee) and TFC Talk’s Steve Gennaro (@_sgennaro) join us to reflect on the game against Chicago, look ahead to Houston and other random malarkey. In this episode, James habla espanol, Kristin rebrands Houston with the best name possible, Steve expresses disappointment…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Chicago
The Part I Write Before The Match : “They need to light a fire under their asses.” “Once they can come together, there will be no stopping them.” [save this space for overused cliché regarding chemistry] The reality is that the match against Columbus was for naught. They looked unimaginative for large chunks of the…
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Episode 183 – 17/04/19 #pottyMouth
Three out of four podcasters agree on showing up to talk about the Columbus match, injuries, the upcoming Chicago match and talk with special guest Brian Smith (@olearyscowfc) from Spitting Fire (obligatory web and twitter). In this episode, Kristin questions an Albanian interpretation of cinema, Mark questionably speculates what’s changed from last season, Duncan questions a DP’s…
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South Couch Report : Columbus v Toronto
I want to make a pun of “Toronto will be missing the heart of the defense with Moor being out”, but that would be tacky. Thought of it, but won’t put it. Moor is out and now the mystery of how will they handle the lack of back line leadership will be addressed tonight. The…
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Episode 182 – 17/04/13 #cockPunishmentLeague
The gang is all here to reflect on the Atlanta match, look ahead to Columbus, discuss the pending World Cup bid and much more. In this episode, Duncan points out Tony’s incorrectness, Tony is making hand gesture Venn diagrams, Kristin tries to break Mark and Mark nearly breaks. Are you a CanSoc/CPL fanboy too? Give…