The gang reel from the shock of a first win of the season coming this soon even in the face of the first 45 minutes, they preview the Columbus match and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Tony reveals the restaurant players can now afford with the new CBA, Kristin gives us some choice soundbytes (which may or may not appear in this episode), Mark suffers from phantom injuries that he’s never incurred, and Duncan surprises absolutely no one.
This week’s #BitchyBlanks : The Columbus Crew have replaced their mascot, Crew Cat, with a new one named SC. But he should be called _____________
Also answer, if you dare, the following life-altering questions :
- Would you rather fight a Bright Dike-sized Giovinco or a Giovinco sized Bright Dike?
- Would you rather hear “Love Me Again” played at full volume everytime you were slightly aroused or have fireworks go off everytime you pass gas?