Kit Nerd Corner : Toronto away, LA Galaxy home, Chicago home
Feb21

Kit Nerd Corner : Toronto away, LA Galaxy home, Chicago home

Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Toronto Away   In a nutshell : still white without the red chest stripe The outside back collar has : All for One The jock tag position has : a maple leaf Compared to previous kit : slight improvement I long for the day that this kit is something wacky. Something truly bizarre. Like green and purple. Or brown. Or peach (you know, done properly Atlanta). Nothing wrong with white, but lets...

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South Couch Report : Los Angeles v Toronto
Sep17

South Couch Report : Los Angeles v Toronto

Part I Write Before The Match : Lol. LA Galaxy are weak. Toronto is the toast of the league. Like you could’ve predicted a reality where this could have happened. Toronto is missing Seba and Jozy due to precaution. More like an awesome precaution, am I right? Vazquez as a forward. Ok. Sure. Why the fuck not. On to the Match : 1’ – No Vic Rauter? Ugh. Fine. 5’ – I demand that any reference to Bradford Jamieson MUST...

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South Stand Report : Toronto v Los Angeles
Jun19

South Stand Report : Toronto v Los Angeles

Welcome to Toronto. Dysfunctional weather patterns since 1992. Damn it’s steamy. So MLS had a demi-break until half the Copa America was done, which was so necessary, apparently. It’s OK MLS, I wasn’t going to watch it, since Canada wasn’t included so keep your tournament.  Maybe next time I’ll give a damn. Tonight, the slipping LA Galaxy are in town with Steven Gerrard… not playing tonight....

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MASCOT HYSTERIA: Cozmo vs Rockin’ Robin
Jan22

MASCOT HYSTERIA: Cozmo vs Rockin’ Robin

Welcome to the very first match-up in what is quite possibly the world’s leading online football mascot battle – Mascot Hysteria! Every fortnight, (mascots love the Queen’s English. Fact.), we will bring you a head-to-head battle of two football club mascots – and then you, the Vocal Minority reader, will decide which of our furry, fluffy, googly-eyed heroes wins the match and stays on to defend their title! It is a great...

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SOUTH COUCH REPORT : MLS Cup Final… or Can’t Both Teams Lose?
Dec08

SOUTH COUCH REPORT : MLS Cup Final… or Can’t Both Teams Lose?

Only in North America can you have a summer game’s title match in December. Thankfully, or unfortunately (depending in your levels of schadenfreude), that game is taking place in Los Angeles. Today, the MLS Cup final pits New England against the Galaxy and I almost don’t care except I openly hopped on the Lee Nguyen bandwagon and would like him to win. Also, the Landon Donovan narrative is annoying, tired and overblown....

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