Tag: South Stand Report

  • The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto

    The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto

    Bath salts! I’ve figured out how we’re going to get a 3 hour break tonight. Let’s get some of the locals at few bags and then let them sit front row. Mayhem ensues and when this game wraps up at 12:07 EDT, Toronto gets a 1-1 draw. So keys to victory are : 1) supporter…

  • South Couch Report : Dallas v Toronto

    South Couch Report : Dallas v Toronto

    Hi. I’m Mark Hinkley. If you listen to the podcast (which you do, of course) you will know that tonight Toronto FC is playing FC Dallas. My FC Dallas. First it was a dig from Duncan to raise my ire toward FC Dallas, I have since embraced them. They’re mine. Not yours. You might be…

  • The South Couch Report : Chicago v Toronto

    The South Couch Report : Chicago v Toronto

      Long weekends… aren’t they the bestest evar!!??! I’m sure nothing can ruin it… except the potential result of a Toronto FC match. There’s no telling what we might find tonight, delicious creme eggs or rabbit droppings. Chicago are coming off of their first victory of the season and the robins have a much more…

  • The South Couch Report : Real Salt Lake v Toronto FC

    The South Couch Report : Real Salt Lake v Toronto FC

    I’m so excited, it seems like it’s been forever. Sure, key guys are out for various reasons, but this is the big time. This is a make or break scenario. What happens here is a clear indication of what we can expect out of these guys. Their mettle. Their character. Their desire to step up…

  • The South Couch Report : Columbus v. Toronto

    The South Couch Report : Columbus v. Toronto

    Welcome to the first EVER match review, by me, your trusty… um… whatever role I had on that other site, it’s the same one here.  Everyone else is off drinking.  Someone said they couldn’t do it because it was pre-pre-pre St. Paddy’s day.  Weak? Of course, but what else could I do? Last week, your…