Author: Mark Hinkley
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Episode 247 – 18/09/06 #makeARunAtTheTable
Three of the four are here to reminisce over the messes that were Portland and LA, talk some #CanPL stuff *cough*Ottawa*cough*, talk some national team stuff, and try to guess the next steps for Toronto. In this episode,Mark failed to prepare for the sound cues and Tony is frustrated with herons and Kristin was the…
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Episdoe 246 – 18/08/27 #notThisTimeNewsCycle
The gang is mostly here to review the game against the Cheesemakers, look ahead to Portland and Zombie Chivas, as well as all the stupid things we missed out on that came out shortly after we recorded (Austin, supporters group bannings). In this episode, Duncan destroys a bathroom, Mark tries to sneak in a plausible…
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Episode 245 – 18/08/23 #TheSquadCouple
The gang is all here to talk V-Cup glories, the San Jose disappointments, look ahead to the weekend Cheesemakers match, #CanPL talk, and more. In this episode Mark imagined a bunch of shit that wasn’t true, Tony mentions a dice game a bunch, Duncan gives a solid stare down and Kristin changes tune once the…
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South Couch Report : San Jose v Toronto
Part I Write Before The Match : If there’s a chance for Toronto to get three points tonight, you have to believe that this is it. No Seba starting tonight, no problem? At least they put him on the bench. San Jose is terrible. They are sitting at the foot of the table on the…
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Episode 244 – 18/08/14 #CalmTheEverlovingFuckDown
The gang is mostly here to review V-Cup drama out west and the Pizza Rats, look ahead to the V-Cup second leg and San Jose, talk Canada stuff and usual silliness. In this episode, nobody went to the NYCFC match; Kristin didn’t go due to work, Duncan didn’t go due to drinking, and Mark didn’t…
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South Couch Report : Vancouver v Toronto, Responsible Adult Edition
Look. 10 p.m. is too late for a goddamn mid-week game. I got to go to work in the morning. I don’t live anywhere near my work. So this is the next best thing. I know the result but I’m looking to be surprised as if I don’t know anything so I’m skipping I usually…
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Episode 243 – 18/08/07 #worseThanHitler
The gang is all here to talk the comeback against Atlanta, look ahead to V-Cup Final first leg with Vancouver, the weekend’s match against the pizza rats, spend more time talking about Austin Bold, and the usual insanity. In this episode, Tony does a voice over for a segment, Duncan regales a swimming tale, Kristin…
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South Couch Report : Atlanta v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : Man, this is the second big game Atlanta is hosting in a week! Lucky! First they got MLS All-Stars vs. Juventus B, and now Atlanta v your reigning MLS Cup Champions! Toronto is finding their feet, legs, head and a bunch of other parts after the massive blip that…
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Episode 242 – 18/08/01 #hashtagMVP #skeptible #championsheep
Most of the gang is here to talk the second edition of Groundhog Week as we recap the V-Cup victory over Ottawa (again), weekend victory over Chicago (again), look ahead to Atlanta, some #CanPL talk and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan’s rebranding a league, Mark seemingly cops out on Vanney Tactics and Kristin…
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Episode 241 – 18/07/24 #fringeIdiots
The gang is mostly here with our special guest from The TFC Report, Oliver Platt (@plattoli) to review Ottawa and Chicago, look ahead to Ottawa and Chicago (again, ugh), discuss MLS transfers, #CanPL news, and more fire references than we’re used to. In this episode, Kristin mad, Duncan pins his hopes on a new Chad,…