Author: Mark Hinkley

  • Episode 233 – 17/05/17 #NewDuncan

    Episode 233 – 17/05/17 #NewDuncan

    The gang is mostly in to discuss the Seattle and New England matches, look ahead to Orlando, review MLS salaries, talk some #CanPL and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin has given up on the tactics, Mark clarifies what a ‘nonagon’ is, and New Duncan gives Tony his player to watch. This episode is…

  • South Couch Report : New England v Toronto

    South Couch Report : New England v Toronto

    The Part I Write Before : Toronto are just one game away from beginning their ascension to the top of the table, top of the league. This is probably that game. Right? On to the Match : 4′ – GOAL – Toronto gives up the ball right around half, two quick passes and Penilla has…

  • Episode 232 – 18/05/09 #DuaneToldUsSo #math #deuceBag

    Episode 232 – 18/05/09 #DuaneToldUsSo #math #deuceBag

    The gang is half here and joined this week by SuperSub(TM) Duane Rollins (@24thminute) to review the Philadelphia match, look ahead to Seattle and New England, talk Stephanie Labbe/USL debacle, some CanPL stuff, and much more. In this episode, Duane told us so, Kristin praises maturity, Duane told us so, you can count on Mark,…

  • Episode 231 – 18/05/03 #meh-ketxe

    Episode 231 – 18/05/03 #meh-ketxe

    Most of the gang is here to review the adventure of your #MOMSCCL, the match against Chicago, look ahead to Philadelphia, talks some Canadian Premier League and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark gives his impassioned Yelp review, Duncan steals his own joke and Kristin predicts the whole Alan Gordon thing – again. Give…

  • Episode 230 – 18/04/26 #starFucker

    Episode 230 – 18/04/26 #starFucker

    The gang is all here to reflect on two games, look ahead to two games (one of which is done but listen to find out which one!), talk #CanPL and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark is getting rebranded due to pressure, Kristin loves buzzwords, Tony wants to win Chicago Fire Man of the…

  • South Couch Report : C.D. Guadalajara v Toronto, CONCACAF Champions League Final, 2nd Leg (FIGHT!)

    South Couch Report : C.D. Guadalajara v Toronto, CONCACAF Champions League Final, 2nd Leg (FIGHT!)

    The Part I Write Before : Guys. We had a good run. No center-backs. Bradley is playing defense. Zavaleta and Moor injured. Bold Predictions : We’ll have fun. We’ll reminisce over the time we defeated two massive Mexican sides. We’ll look ahead to Chicago. Only partially sorry. On to the Match : 9′ – Altidore…

  • Episode 229 – 18/04/19 #UzbekiWithTheGoodFlag

    Episode 229 – 18/04/19 #UzbekiWithTheGoodFlag

    Most of the gang is caught in the interwebz to discuss a ton of games by reviewing Club America and Colorado, look ahead to Chivas and Houston, and much more. In this episode, Mark promotes vacationing in central Asia, Kristin finally comes clean to a fetish and Duncan reinforces his ‘streetness’. Give us any rating…

  • South Couch Report : Colorado v Toronto

    South Couch Report : Colorado v Toronto

    Apologies for the lack of activity around these parts this week. Due to schedules, illness and unexpected things, it’s been a rough week getting recording/match reporting up. We expect full service to resume this coming week. Thank you for your continuing patronage. The Part I Write Before : Babies everywhere. Bold Predictions : Debutant gets…

  • Episode 228 – 18/04/08 #theNeedles

    Episode 228 – 18/04/08 #theNeedles

    The gang is all here to talk RSL and Club America match reviews, look ahead to more Club America, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark is discusses the Clan (or Clansmen), Duncan calls for a collapse, Tony is adamant of the Club America nickname and Kristin telegraphs her man of the match selection…

  • South Stand Report : Toronto v Real Salt Lake

    South Stand Report : Toronto v Real Salt Lake

    The Part I Write Before : OK, for those of you who listen to the podcast on the regular, I’ve railed against the schedule for this season with terrible kick-off times (mostly applicable to those suburbanites) and dates, but this is top shelf stupid. Thank you to the schedule makers for not talking to the…