Author: Mark Hinkley
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v San Jose
The Part I Write Before The Match : Seriously, I don’t know what to put here. Toronto good. Anything they do seems to work, even to a small degree (like salvage a draw). San Jose has Wondolowski, who I am a fan of. Best hitman in league history. So, Toronto wins. I hope. Still predicting…
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Episode 203 – 17/09/07 #CanopyGoose
The gang is all here to talk some Canada v Jamaica, look ahead to the game against San Jose, some TFC Chat and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark flirts with the future, Tony tries to create a new segment, Kristin tries to sucker the others into agreeing with her and Duncan makes two…
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Episode 202 – 17/08/31 #twoSixTwo #lesBantes #vaduzYouLose
The gang is all here to review Philadelphia and Montreal games, look ahead to the Canada men’s game against Jamaica, and the usual stuff and things. In this episode, Kristin does a head motion to describe an action in an audio-only presentation, Tony made a mess with his analysis, Duncan tests out Mark’s triggers and…
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The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : It feels like forever since I saw Toronto play Montreal. Doesn’t feel like forever? It feels like forever? Bold Predictions : Montreal does not win Vazquez 2 assists Someone’s getting a straight red card On to the Match : 10’ – Altidore has a go from about…
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Episode 201 – 17/08/24 #streetier
The gang is mostly here and are joined by Waking The Red writer and friend of the south end Tej Sahota (@boatical) where we review the Chicago match, look ahead to Montreal, discuss the ‘greatest team of all time’ moniker and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark floats a segment rename, Duncan flexes his…
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South Couch Report : Chicago v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : Look, it was my birthday yesterday and I had a conflict. I could watch wrestling or TFC. While TFC should deliver, wrestling will deliver. So I watched this after the game was over. Unless Toronto wins by 7, I feel I made the correct choice (and if you don’t…
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Episode 200 – 17/08/16 #cuchara
75% of the gang is in attendance for this one as they cover Portland, look ahead to Chicago and Philadelphia, talk ticket renewals and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark debunks bad lists and marketing, Duncan speaks his mind about misleading promises and Kristin recommends a player sticking to his other career Give us…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Portland
The Part I Write Before The Match : I honestly don’t know what to put here. I expect Toronto to field a good team. Portland will do the same. Hopefully it doesn’t rain. Um… No lightning delays either. Toronto came off a less than good outing against a very underachieving, bottom of the table…
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Episode 199 – 17/08/10 #thisMetaphorSucks
The gang is all here but separately as they record from their personal abodes to cover the DC United match, look ahead to Portland, talk VAR and the usual nonsense. In this episode, Tony has strong opinions about Luxembourgish players, Kristin goes back on her own rules about Man of the Match awards, Mark apparently…
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The South Couch Report : DC v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : Well, the line-ups are out and Toronto are not about to phone it in against the bottom side. The only change is the debut of new signing and Liechtenstein international, No. 26 Nicolas Hasler, and his timing couldn’t be more perfect with Beitashour still out and Alseth…