Author: Mark Hinkley
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South Stand Report – Toronto v Chicago
A little humid, but with a cool breeze. Damp, but it rained lightly. Feels like it’s gonna be a nice night for a football match. I don’t need to update you on a preview because you did your homework reading Kristin’s write up. Chicago is terrible with a bunch of unknown players, and Toronto is…
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Episode 144 – 16/07/07 #internationalSexFiend
The gang is all here to talk about the cup glory in Vancouver, the draw against Seattle, look ahead to Chicago, the transfer window and the usual silliness. In this episode, Tony questions certain player’s bone density, Mark is not a fan of in-stadium pyrotechnics of any kind, no one is safe from Kristin’s hot…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Seattle
Why can’t I be injured for either an unknown amount of time or 6-8 weeks. All the cool kids are out 6 weeks. Irwin. Bradley. National Cup Hero Wil Johnson. Even Altidore. I’d like a paid vacation, hobbling around with a lower body injury. OK, maybe not, but the point is a vacation. So Toronto…
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Episode 143 – 16/06/30 #prexit
With two absentees, Duane Rollins (@24thminute) fills in to help with the heavy lifting of reviewing the Orlando debacle, preview the Voyageurs Cup finale vs Vancouver, the weekend match against Seattle, a first-hand account of the Argos home opener and the usual silliness. In this episode, Kristin and Mark interview Sigi Schmidt, Mark and Duane interview Adrian…
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The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto
You know what I’m glad to be doing? Watching a game and the air conditioning is on. #bragging Toronto has been less than convincing on the pitch. Scoring has been dry so it’s hard to be optimistic that they’ll light up the scoreboard. Cheyrou has been a rock in the midfield, as has Moor in…
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Episode 142 – 16/06/23 #BaborioOrOsouli
The gang is all here to review not one, but two matches, look ahead to Orlando and so much more. In this episode, Duncan is apparently bored with the Atomic Ant, Mark’s favourite moment from a match was himself (sort of), Tony harkens back to crappy fireworks of days gone by and Kristin loves the…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Vancouver, Voyageurs Cup Edition, Round 1, FIGHT!
What has two thumbs and loves a cup tie? This guy. (now picture me pointing both my thumbs at myself with a grin) Toronto are more than likely still flying high after the heady win over Los Angeles on the weekend. Hopefully not too hung-over (or dehydrated for that matter) to deal with Vancouver. The…
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South Stand Report : Toronto v Los Angeles
Welcome to Toronto. Dysfunctional weather patterns since 1992. Damn it’s steamy. So MLS had a demi-break until half the Copa America was done, which was so necessary, apparently. It’s OK MLS, I wasn’t going to watch it, since Canada wasn’t included so keep your tournament. Maybe next time I’ll give a damn. Tonight, the slipping…
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Episode 141 – 16/06/16 #prideOfCarson
The gang is all here as they review the success in Montreal to advance in the Voyageurs Cup, look ahead to Los Angeles on the weekend, reflect on the first third of the season, and much more. In this episode, Mark desperately tries to fill Kristin’s shoes, Tony shows off his knowledge of a second…
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The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto, V-Cup Edition, Part II
Well this is thrilling. Cup glory awaits… Well, the next round anyways. The kids did just fine last week, but that was at home. Hell, one of the goal scorers probably woke up in his childhood bedroom the next day (not that there’s anything wrong with that, have you seen real estate prices in this…