Author: Mark Hinkley

  • Episode 136b – 16/05/13 #becauseMarkForgotThis

    Episode 136b – 16/05/13 #becauseMarkForgotThis

    So I screwed up. Here’s the missing #bitchyBlanks from this week’s episode as a mini. Enjoy Click here to listen to episode 136b.

  • Episode 136 – 16/05/12 #sweaterGameOnFleek

    Episode 136 – 16/05/12 #sweaterGameOnFleek

    The gang is 75% in attendance for this one to talk about the Dallas match, reflect on the latest iteration of the home ground and look ahead to Vancouver. In this episode, Kristin looks for sumos, Duncan reveals that his breath was intact and Mark is concerned for Kei Kamara. This week’s #bitchyBlanks question is…

  • The South Stand Report : Toronto v Dallas

    The South Stand Report : Toronto v Dallas

    I’m not gonna lie to you all, I didn’t really feel like doing a match report. I wanted to take it in. The atmosphere, the new canopies, a crowd that actually looked like a sell-out. Also, I wanted to take in MY FC Dallas. To both of our faithful podcast listeners (speculative, but likely accurate),…

  • Episode 135 – 16/05/06 #superClassiggyco

    Episode 135 – 16/05/06 #superClassiggyco

    The gang is all here to review the match that was Portland, look ahead to the home opener against FC Dallas and the new “amenities” that is a roof, and the usual madness. In this week’s episode Kristin makes a huge stretch for roof metaphors, Tony confuses his positions, Duncan is totally psychic, and Mark…

  • The South Couch Report : Portland v Toronto

    Well I’m glad this is almost over. It feels like it’s been forever since we started on this road trip. 90 more minutes in Portland, then it’s a week until we’re home. At last. Then we get to see what they did to the stadium. And then mock it. Toronto has been punching above their…

  • Episode 134 – 16/04/27 #doItThroughTheNipples

    Episode 134 – 16/04/27 #doItThroughTheNipples

    The gang is all here to reflect on the smashing in Montreal, look ahead to Portland, and discuss the future “Heritage” nights according the season’s ticket book. In this episode, Mark begs for technology, Duncan celebrates a championship, Kristin is asked to bring legal action against herself and Tony keeps bringing up Gremlins. This week’s…

  • The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto

    The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto

    Naps are the best, aren’t they?  They’re a great mid-day recharge, and they help when you’re looking forward to yet another away match and not entirely optimistic. Montreal has a good home record, but this is the first one outside at home.  Totally not a dome scenario. Toronto stole the last game, can they thieve…

  • Episode 133 – 16/04/20 #hummusSoaked #zombieEusebio #podcastInjury

    Episode 133 – 16/04/20 #hummusSoaked #zombieEusebio #podcastInjury

    This week, most of the gang is here recovering from the away win and bus parking, talk a bit about TFC II, look ahead to this season’s ticket corporate messaging package and the game against Montreal. In this episode Duncan does a Star Wars impersonation often, Kristin hears bells and Mark, legit, suffers an injury…

  • The South Couch Report : DC v Toronto

    The South Couch Report : DC v Toronto

    Dontcha hate it when your opponent really catches fire just before you see them at home? Ugh. Toronto had a snoozer last week where the stole a point against New England. Hopefully this will be significantly less boring. I don’t think I could take it. I’ve taken a nap, I have my slurpee and I’ve…

  • Episode 132 – 16/04/14 #deepFrei’dKocic

    Episode 132 – 16/04/14 #deepFrei’dKocic

    The gang is in full attendance to relive the “action” that was New England, mention a bit about the Canadian women’s national team victory over the Netherlands, and look ahead to DC this weekend. In this episode, Mark crushes muppets, Kristin postulates dating between podcasters, Duncan offers many many different comedy pairings as part of…