Author: Mark Hinkley
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Episode 135 – 16/05/06 #superClassiggyco
The gang is all here to review the match that was Portland, look ahead to the home opener against FC Dallas and the new “amenities” that is a roof, and the usual madness. In this week’s episode Kristin makes a huge stretch for roof metaphors, Tony confuses his positions, Duncan is totally psychic, and Mark…
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The South Couch Report : Portland v Toronto
Well I’m glad this is almost over. It feels like it’s been forever since we started on this road trip. 90 more minutes in Portland, then it’s a week until we’re home. At last. Then we get to see what they did to the stadium. And then mock it. Toronto has been punching above their…
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Episode 134 – 16/04/27 #doItThroughTheNipples
The gang is all here to reflect on the smashing in Montreal, look ahead to Portland, and discuss the future “Heritage” nights according the season’s ticket book. In this episode, Mark begs for technology, Duncan celebrates a championship, Kristin is asked to bring legal action against herself and Tony keeps bringing up Gremlins. This week’s…
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The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto
Naps are the best, aren’t they? They’re a great mid-day recharge, and they help when you’re looking forward to yet another away match and not entirely optimistic. Montreal has a good home record, but this is the first one outside at home. Totally not a dome scenario. Toronto stole the last game, can they thieve…
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Episode 133 – 16/04/20 #hummusSoaked #zombieEusebio #podcastInjury
This week, most of the gang is here recovering from the away win and bus parking, talk a bit about TFC II, look ahead to this season’s ticket corporate messaging package and the game against Montreal. In this episode Duncan does a Star Wars impersonation often, Kristin hears bells and Mark, legit, suffers an injury…
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The South Couch Report : DC v Toronto
Dontcha hate it when your opponent really catches fire just before you see them at home? Ugh. Toronto had a snoozer last week where the stole a point against New England. Hopefully this will be significantly less boring. I don’t think I could take it. I’ve taken a nap, I have my slurpee and I’ve…
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Episode 132 – 16/04/14 #deepFrei’dKocic
The gang is in full attendance to relive the “action” that was New England, mention a bit about the Canadian women’s national team victory over the Netherlands, and look ahead to DC this weekend. In this episode, Mark crushes muppets, Kristin postulates dating between podcasters, Duncan offers many many different comedy pairings as part of…
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The South Couch Report : New England v Toronto
I wonder how the Ref is gonna Fagundez us tonight? Kidding, they’re beyond criticism. Toronto lines up in a 4-4-2 and in their away kit. Because all red clashes with navy and white. Sure. New England have Alex Bunbury’s son. On to the match : 2’ – Lee Nguyen gets a gift from the defenders…
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Episode 131 – 16/04/06 #negating
The gang is in full attendance to recap the Colorado match, relive the Mexico match, preview the “Tea Terrorists” and discuss the drama that is officiating in MLS like everyone else. In this episode, Tony is grossed out by anatomy, Duncan gets flirty with singing, and Mark and Kristin say the same joke at the…
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Episode 130 – 16/03/31 #pantalonesDeNiñoGrande
While Kristin is on “assignment” (a.k.a. Drinking out west), the lads are here to talk about the Canada v Mexico match and preview the return leg, Gomez’s departure as well as Toronto’s upcoming match v Colorado. In this episode, Tony gets a little southern continental on us, Duncan makes a boy-band pun and Mark predicts…