South Couch Report : New York City v Toronto
Sep16

South Couch Report : New York City v Toronto

I go away for one weekend, and Tony’s Tea Terrorists (or 3TFC from now on? We’ll think about it…) come in and get slaughtered by Toronto and win 3-1 (I think that’s how I read it).  Yup, narriative.  Sure, I went to New England (you know, ALL of it, and not just central New Hampshire) and they came here, and sure, I won the little nerd tournament playing old video arcade games amongst my friends, but I miss what?!?  Toronto FC,...

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MLS Wins and Losses: Week 28
Sep15

MLS Wins and Losses: Week 28

As always, you can get the audio version of this in this week’s Vocal Minority Podcast, out later today. We’ll start with the big losers of the week, which is happily Sporting Kansas City. The Sporks got a 0-0 tie in Portland only due to Tim Melia pulling off a bunch of saves, but then he had to miss the next game due to injury and then they lost 3-1 to Orlando!  Orlando! That was their first win in 7 games, their 2nd in...

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Toronto FC vs New England Revolution: You Say You Want A Playoff Spot?
Sep13

Toronto FC vs New England Revolution: You Say You Want A Playoff Spot?

Well here we go folks; one of Toronto FC’s biggest games of the season – are you ready?  This afternoon’s (5pmET, BMO Field, SN360) game against the rampaging New England Revolution is as tough a test as our Reds have faced all season.   You can look ahead to games against the scrubs of the Eastern Conference and say that even if they lose today it’s not that big a deal.  I disagree with this in a big way.  If...

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MLS Wins and Losses: Week 27
Sep09

MLS Wins and Losses: Week 27

Find out what Didier Drogba really said, by listening to the audio version of this when this week’s Vocal Minority Podcast comes out! A quiet week really in MLS, only 4 other games aside from TFC, though the international games did of course give Jurgen Klinsmann another chance to dump all over MLS which he happily took. The games started with The New England Tea Terrorists, strolling to a 3-0 win over poor, Kaka and Larin-less...

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South Couch Report : Seattle v Toronto
Sep06

South Couch Report : Seattle v Toronto

Missing ten starters, including six defenders.  3-4-3 formation.  Dempsey is healthy.  This will be an adventure in patience or a test of masochistic limitations. On to the match : 1′ – Of course the wife calls.  10pm on a Saturday night. 6′ – GOAL – Well that’s probably the game winner. Dempsey pops the ball over all three defenders and sends Martins through to one on one with Konopka who was...

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Toronto FC vs Seattle Sounders: Can We Just Give Them The Points And Stay Home?
Sep05

Toronto FC vs Seattle Sounders: Can We Just Give Them The Points And Stay Home?

Yay for a week off!  Oh wait, Toronto FC doesn’t have the weekend off?  Can we umm, take one?  This is a difficult game to get excited about given Toronto’s current state.  Sure everyone is feeling good about the recent wins and goals, so why worry about a little road trip to Seattle?  Well, I’ll tell you why: TFC is missing EVERYONE – Time to take a look at the bench, reserves, TFC II and players from last...

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