Category: Match Previews & Reports
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South Couch Report : Philadelphia v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : Man, am I tired. I want to go to bed before this game even starts. Long week, amirite? I’m just happy for once somebody else has to deal with an 8 p.m. kick off on a Friday evening. Too bad Philly, suck it. Honestly, I haven’t paid attention too…
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Toronto FC vs Columbus Crew: Can The Reds Best Austin Celtic To Start Their Rise To The Middle Of The Pack?
Toronto FC vs Columbus Crew ~ 730pm ET ~ MAPFRE Stadium ~ TSN 1/3/4/5 Don’t panic; yet. No really, just take deep breaths and find your happy place. I know it feels like this could be that time, but even though the Supporters Shield (and a first round playoff bye) are out of reach, that…
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Toronto FC vs Orlando City SC: Is This The Start of TFC’s Climb Out of The Basement?
Toronto FC vs Orlando City SC ~ 8pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN1/3/4/5 Is it panic time? If not now then when? Depending on what happens in the next few games will tell us when (if) that time comes – the season isn’t out of reach yet, but if Toronto can’t put forth some…
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South Couch Report : New England v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : Toronto are just one game away from beginning their ascension to the top of the table, top of the league. This is probably that game. Right? On to the Match : 4′ – GOAL – Toronto gives up the ball right around half, two quick passes and Penilla has…
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Toronto FC vs New England Revolution: Can TFC Escape From Foxy Foxborough With Points and Injury Free?
Toronto FC vs New England Revolution ~ 730pm ET ~ Gillette Stadium ~ TSN After Wednesday night’s loss to Seattle, a trip to the terrible turf in foxy Foxborough sounds mildly terrifying. With the list of Toronto players in sick bay growing seemingly every day (Victor Vazquez and Nicolas Hasler now added to the list),…
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South Couch Report: Toronto vs Chicago Fire
The Part I Write Before : Well, that whole penalty shootout thing still feels like a kick in the nuts, but anyone suggesting ‘you threw away a bunch of MLS games for nothing’ is very much wrong, that CCL run was well worth it even without silverware and the club world cup to look forward…
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South Couch Report : C.D. Guadalajara v Toronto, CONCACAF Champions League Final, 2nd Leg (FIGHT!)
The Part I Write Before : Guys. We had a good run. No center-backs. Bradley is playing defense. Zavaleta and Moor injured. Bold Predictions : We’ll have fun. We’ll reminisce over the time we defeated two massive Mexican sides. We’ll look ahead to Chicago. Only partially sorry. On to the Match : 9′ – Altidore…
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South Couch Report: Toronto vs CD Guadalajara
The part I write before the match: Fuck winter. Yeah, I’m staying home again for this one, biggest game ever or not. I’m done with being cold, and hey it’s tradition now, superstition, the 1 CCL game I went to was the Rapids game when it was relatively warm, and that one ended 0-0, who’d…
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Toronto FC vs CD Guadalajara: Can TFC Go Where No MLS Team Has Gone Before?
Toronto FC vs CD Guadalajara ~ 815pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN2 Biggest. Game. Ever. Biggest series ever? Either way, these next two games are the most important matches that Toronto FC will play, and that includes the MLS Cup. I’m not joking, winning the CCL is a bigger deal than winning the Cup;…