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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal
The Part I Write Before The Match : I’m not going to lie to you, blog and readers, I’m almost idealist about everything with this side. Tonight could just send me on a footie euphoria bubble that will float away. It’s crazy to be this optimistic, where “burn it to the ground, start over”…
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Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact: Can A Short-handed TFC Put A Nail In The Impact’s Playoff Hopes?
Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact ~ Sept. 20th ~ 730pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN1/4/5 Every game at this point in the season is a big game – some teams are chasing records, some are chasing the red line – thanks to the MLS scheduling gods that cheekily put all of the games between…
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South Couch Report : Los Angeles v Toronto
Part I Write Before The Match : Lol. LA Galaxy are weak. Toronto is the toast of the league. Like you could’ve predicted a reality where this could have happened. Toronto is missing Seba and Jozy due to precaution. More like an awesome precaution, am I right? Vazquez as a forward. Ok. Sure. Why the…
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Toronto FC vs LA Galaxy: Can TFC Dim The Galaxy Even When Leaving Some Of The Stars At Home?
Toronto FC vs LA Galaxy ~ Sept. 16th ~ 1030pm ET ~ StubHub Center ~ TSN1/3/4 Toronto FC are heading into the final stretch of the season seemingly in control; top of the league by a solid margin, no regular players suffering from injury and a five game winning streak in which they outscored their…
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Episode 204 – 17/09/14 #DuncansTalking
The gang is all here and Tony is running the show for this one to review San Jose, look ahead to Los Angeles, hypothesize the future and the usual #bants. In this episode, Kristin dissents, Mark went for dryness instead of looseness, Tony offers everyone a delicious PB Pahong and Duncan takes a swing at…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v San Jose
The Part I Write Before The Match : Seriously, I don’t know what to put here. Toronto good. Anything they do seems to work, even to a small degree (like salvage a draw). San Jose has Wondolowski, who I am a fan of. Best hitman in league history. So, Toronto wins. I hope. Still predicting…
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Episode 203 – 17/09/07 #CanopyGoose
The gang is all here to talk some Canada v Jamaica, look ahead to the game against San Jose, some TFC Chat and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark flirts with the future, Tony tries to create a new segment, Kristin tries to sucker the others into agreeing with her and Duncan makes two…
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Episode 202 – 17/08/31 #twoSixTwo #lesBantes #vaduzYouLose
The gang is all here to review Philadelphia and Montreal games, look ahead to the Canada men’s game against Jamaica, and the usual stuff and things. In this episode, Kristin does a head motion to describe an action in an audio-only presentation, Tony made a mess with his analysis, Duncan tests out Mark’s triggers and…
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The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : It feels like forever since I saw Toronto play Montreal. Doesn’t feel like forever? It feels like forever? Bold Predictions : Montreal does not win Vazquez 2 assists Someone’s getting a straight red card On to the Match : 10’ – Altidore has a go from about…
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Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact: Will The Cheesemakers Get Revenge For Last Year’s EC Final, Or Will TFC Continue to Dominate?
Toronto FC v Montreal Impact ~ August 27th ~ 430pm ET ~ Saputo Stadium ~ TSN1/4 Rivalry Week! RAWR! It’s that time again folks, when TFC and the cheesemakers finally gear up for the first of their three regular season meetings (nice one MLS scheduling gods). Yes all matches are important, and yes every one…