The gang is all here to talk about Canada’s performance at the World Cup vs Nigeria and Ireland, talk about the mess in the League’s Cup and the 5-0 drubbing at the hands of NYCFC, look ahead to Canada v Australia on Monday, TFC vs Atlas on Sunday, and a lot of music punnery. In this episode, Mark called someone the women’s Ali Gerba, Duncan has a solution for TFC, Kristin almost had ‘a draw is a loss’ metaphor but ruined it and Tony is going for all the major hits.
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July 28, 2023
I say watching TFC is only for horror movie fans. And poor Terry Dunfield, the caretaker coach… or should I say cryptkeeper.
I rather discuss anything other than TFC. How about CPL and movies?
Pacific FC seem to be stumbling. They were until recently in quite good form. They haven’t won in the past five games.
Are they still at the top? Its as if they have fallen after being chased by a masked man.
After the game you might be getting the popcorn ready to watch a video of some spooky movie. You have decided to make it a Blockbuster night!
But maybe you have seen one too many scary movies. Have you taken the love of fear one step too far? Maybe you’re responsible for their recent demise! Pacific FC no longer seem vibrant, young and alive! Maybe your movie freaked mind lost its reality button? Everyone is a suspect!
This demands an investigation! But the case load of crimes against Canadian soccer seem to be stacking up. The body count of mangled and molested bodies of Canadian soccer are too numerous to count. Must Pacific FC face the same fate from some predator lurking in the shadows? Must supporters live in fear?
Speaking of the film called Scary Movie…. The 2000 spoof film was filmed in BC. The old Victoria High School was used in the horror/comedy film. Yes it’s true! This area is known for strange and terrifying occurances… I mean do you remember high school?! Most try to block the harsh memories.
Pacific FC supporters should be aware of certain rules one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie.
Rule number one, don’t pick up the phone. If you can’t see the results of the game then you will no longer be upset. Avoid the results at all costs. If you don’t see them, then it didn’t happen. This applies to many Canadian teams…
Rule number two, don’t try to hide… Running away from Starlight stadium into the woods won’t work. It will just compound the problems. And who knows what beasts lurk amongst the trees on Vancouver Island…
And rule number three, never ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back… to the top of the league” Because you won’t be back! You will fall, and never get up again…
Of course Scary Movie was a Dimension film. Which produced or distributed many disturbing films… Think twice before making a movie marathon of their movies. Such as… Scream, Mimic, Children of the corn 2, Hellraiser 3, Air Bud 2: Golden Reciever and Dirty Sanchez: The Movie.
You may say to yourself that you aren’t frightened by any of them. It’s just a spooky movie, its not reality.
Nothing about Dimension films worries you at all. You will watch them with your mind at ease. You will travel through that dimension to your local video rental store and watch them all with glee.
Nothing to worry about. Even if Dimension sends man or monster, or anyone at all from that film company. You will laugh in their face, not run in terror as they try to grab you.
Are you so sure they will not send someone who will make you even grimace?
You might not be aware that Dimension films was taken over by….
Harvey Weinsteen