Welcome back to another installment of “Overheard At BMO Field” your regular eavesdropping on those strange snippets of actual conversation we’ve all heard floating around TFC Land. From strange to wacky to rather unsettling, here are this week’s #OHatBMO


“Zidane could still come to MLS. No doubt. MVP for sure.”


“Even the worst pizza in the world is still better than the best sub.”

Sooo....about that sub.

Sooo….about that sub.


“Even when it’s 30 degrees it’s 10 degrees.”


“My Metropass is the most valuable thing I own. I’m sad poor.”

High Roller

High Roller


“Why does it feel like my seat is in a different place every week?”


“If Toronto Zoo gets a full-size whale I will be there.”

"We're gonna need a bigger pavilion"

“We’re gonna need a bigger pavilion”


“At least futbol sounds like football; calcio sounds like calcium.”


“Are you guys saying shite? It’s good to hear Canadians with some Scottish in them.”

"I have a bit of Scottish in me. Take me to the nearest hospital"

“I have a bit of Scottish in me. Take me to the nearest hospital”


Sound familiar? Of course they do! We know you’ve heard equally bizarre banter in the stands, on the concourses, in transit to-and-from the match or anywhere people are dressed in TFC red… and we want to hear yours! Add yours in the comments section below or send us your #OHatBMO on Twitter to @vocalminorityCA and they could be featured in a future episode!

Author: Tony Walsh

Tony Walsh is a writer, former minor-league broadcaster and failed astronaut. Born into supporting an underachieving football club only to end up supporting a second underachieving football club - through what must be deemed as soft immigration policies - he continues to make terrible life choices. Walsh is a keen observer of the malarkey-rife sport of football and is considered one of the leading voices on the Collin Samuel Obesity Epidemic.

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  1. I vote mortadella over haggis.

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