Vocal Minority: Facts, Frivolity, Football
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THE STARTING 11: Occasions For Fireworks At BMO Field
Is there a stadium in all of football that enjoys more useless pyrotechnic displays than BMO Field? Daytime? Sure! Anthems finished? Go to town! In the grand scheme of TFC/BMO Field ills this ranks pretty low but it was during the post-match of TFC’s Voyageurs Cup elimination last week where the ridiculousness of it all…
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The South Couch Report: New England Revolution vs Toronto FC
Your regular South Couch updater Mark is absent so Duncan again takes the reins from his East Side Couch: Alright then, that glow from those 2 wins wore off pretty quickly didn’t it? Passively sitting back and letting Altidore and Giovinco do their thing isn’t going to win us every game? Who knew? Will Greg…
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Toronto FC vs New England Revolution: This won’t end well.
When is a win a loss? When it’s Toronto FC of course. After not going for it in the first leg of their Voyageurs Cup tilt against the Montreal Impact last week, TFC put out a strong team on Wednesday night that brought them close to advancing; close but not close enough. While an impressive…
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Perquis of death.
Off season champions! That somewhat overblown claim was mainly based on bringing in Jozy Altidore and Sebastian Giovinco, which seems to have worked out so far, but also partially on the optimistic idea that Toronto FC had also fixed their centre back problems by bringing in Damien Perquis. Of course very few of us had…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal (0-1 agg.)
It’s that time of year kids. The one where the mighty Robins go for the only meaningful piece of hardware they’re likely to win any season, and it’s one we at the Vocal Minority cherish – The Voyageurs Cup. As the format repeatedly gets retooled for various logical and simple reasons, this trophy that we’re…
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Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact: Voyageurs Cup 2 – Time For TFC To Go For It
Well Sunday was loads and loads of fun wasn’t it? Happy homecoming everyone, now here’s a dispiriting loss for you as a welcome back present. But we have to look forward; mostly because looking back is just too depressing. Tonight TFC host the cheesemakers in the home leg of their round of the Voyageurs…
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Episode 86 – 15/05/12 #TheresOnlyOneDeRo
Houston review, retirements, V-Cup and New England preview, the gang is all here to play juror, psychic, and terrible amateur comedian. In this episode, Tony runs shop and sings an anthem, Mark sounds like he finally hits puberty, Duncan names the New York derby and Kristin draws parallels between keepers and fictitious drummers. This week’s…
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MLS Wins and Losses: Week 10
As always, if you want this without all these words and links and stuff, and with interruptions and all the quotes in a Yorkshire accent, the Vocal Minority Podcast is the place for you, this week’s episode should be up tonight before Wednesday’s game. It’s astounding how people outside of Toronto aren’t paying attention to…
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MASCOT HYSTERIA: Sammy the Shrimp v Xolo Mayor
Motherfluffer – it’s time for another round of Mascot Hysteria! After a few weeks hopping riot over international football mascotry, Virginia’s raging Anti-Newzealandite and Richmond Kickers booster Kickeroo has been sent outback. Despite his previous dispatching of Tigrao and Sammy the Stag it was a new Sammy that tripped up the cocky marsupial – Southend…
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