Vocal Minority: Facts, Frivolity, Football
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MLS Wins and Losses: Week 10
As always, if you want this without all these words and links and stuff, and with interruptions and all the quotes in a Yorkshire accent, the Vocal Minority Podcast is the place for you, this week’s episode should be up tonight before Wednesday’s game. It’s astounding how people outside of Toronto aren’t paying attention to…
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MASCOT HYSTERIA: Sammy the Shrimp v Xolo Mayor
Motherfluffer – it’s time for another round of Mascot Hysteria! After a few weeks hopping riot over international football mascotry, Virginia’s raging Anti-Newzealandite and Richmond Kickers booster Kickeroo has been sent outback. Despite his previous dispatching of Tigrao and Sammy the Stag it was a new Sammy that tripped up the cocky marsupial – Southend…
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THE STARTING 11: Ways to Make The Voyageurs Cup More Popular
The Voyageurs Cup, The Canadian Club Championship, The Tournament Formerly Known as Nutcan; whatever you call this tournament it is Canada’s premier club competition. However, despite the Cup’s prize – a trip to the CONCACAF Champions League and an autographed Edmonton Brickmen jersey – it is a tournament that has issues. The Cup faces a…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Houston
Fucking finally. I mean c’mon. This has taken forever it seems. The club made for parody/television that is Toronto FC has its home opener on mother’s day. And on this mother’s day, I am thankful for how moms can easily compromise for their kids. For example: do brunch and am absolved from dinner. (thanks mom)…
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Toronto FC vs Houston Dynamo: After Six Long Months TFC Finally Return Home
Finally! Finally we get to head down to BMO Field – sorry, the newly renovated, improved, shiny, tunnel club having BMO Field – to watch our Reds. After more than six months, a silly amount of drafts, player signings, player injuries and eight games on the road we finally get to watch our Toronto FC…
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Montreal Impact 1:0 Toronto FC. The East Couch Report:
For a change, this is Duncan bringing you this report. You’ll see why soon. Voyageurs Cup time. Toronto vs Montreal. All sorts of fun. Or probably not given the lineups. Here’s TFC. The Starting XI: Konopka, Morrow, Hagglund, Zavaleta, Creavalle, Lovitz, Bradley, Warner, Delgado, Osorio, Moore. #TFCLive — Toronto FC (@torontofc) May 6, 2015 Sigh.…
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Voyageurs Cup Time! Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact – It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
Tonight Toronto FC get their first kick at the Voyageurs Cup as they travel to Montreal for the away leg (home leg is next Wednesday) to take on the somewhat sad Montreal Impact. For myself and a group of dedicated fans the Voyageurs Cup is one of our favourite times of year on the schedule…
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Episode 85: 15/05/06 #YoMommasDay
2 game win streak! A 100 game player! Voyageurs Cup! Home Opener! There’s all sorts of goodness to discuss in this episode and with Duncan returned from Spain, the usual gang get right at it all, with all the usual malarkey flavoured meanderings around it. The nerds get all excited for Star wars day, while…
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MLS Wins and Losses. Week 9
As always, you can get the audio version of this with interruptions and diversions by listening to this week’s Vocal Minority Podcast, out soon. We’ll start this week with the top of the Eastern conference where the 4 teams who’ve so far shown themselves to be above the desperate scramble for 5th and 6th played…
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THE STARTING 11: Headlines MLSE Will Use To Make Argos To BMO Seem Positive
The day that none of us have been waiting for since 2007 seems likely to be confirmed any moment now (if it hasn’t already by time you read this). BMO Field, Canada’s first “soccer specific” stadium will soon be downgraded to a “soccer first” stadium and then, sometime in the summer of 2016, a “kinda,…
Work in progress…