South Couch Report: Toronto FC vs DC United Nil
South Couch? But this is a home game, surely your intrepid reporter is in the South STAND, no? Well yes, your usual reporter, full time supporter Mark Hinkley is at the game. Duncan however is too goddamn lazy and is watching this game from home, having just finished a leisurely dinner and with a delicious glass of Rose in hand (Ladybug from Malivoire, available in any good LCBO) so to assuage guilt has taken on reporting duties. I...
Toronto FC vs Columbus Crew: T3 – The Trilliuming
Toronto FC v Columbus Crew ~ May 26th ~ 7pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN Whee, it’s the final game of the battle for the Trillium Cup! Bah, who cares – honestly, is this really a big deal to anyone not involved in MLS marketing? My only ire with the Crew is historical – all those years where they had TFC’s number – that’s not Cup related, just frustration with a conference rival. And that’s what...
VMP 2016 Final Countdown #17 – Jordan Hamilton
Kristin: 21 – Showed well in the summer when the team was struck by injury, still waiting for his breakout moment. Wow I put Jordan at 21? Actually I’m good with that – though I could have easily put him a bit higher, his ranking is less on his quality than on his playing time. I like Hamilton, he’s local, he’s got some skill and he’s been brought along through Toronto FC’s academy –...
Toronto FC vs. San Jose Earthquakes: Can TFC Weather the Ex-Red Effect?
Toronto FC vs San Jose Earthquakes ~ 1030pm ET ~ Avaya Stadium ~ SN360 *Editor’s note: Kristin was very busy at work today and couldn’t really put together a lengthy preview. Apologies to the four of you that read this* Let’s get ready to rumble!! Get it? Rumble, earthquakes? *crickets* OK, I’ll try again: It’s time for TFC to prove that they’re movers and shakers in the standings – any...
THE SOUTH LITTER BOX REPORT: Special Guest Reporter – Crew Cat
From time to time we realize that you, our devoted readership get a little tired of our hard-hitting style of investigative journalism. So, once in a while we invite a guest columnist to sit-in for TFC match coverage. Since tonight is the universally awaited second leg of the 2016 Trillium Cup, we aimed high to bring you an analyst with in-depth knowledge of this infamous rivalry and one who has seen its drama up close like few...
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