The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal
The Part I Write Before The Match : I’m not going to lie to you, blog and readers, I’m almost idealist about everything with this side. Tonight could just send me on a footie euphoria bubble that will float away. It’s crazy to be this optimistic, where “burn it to the ground, start over” should’ve been, and could’ve been, the club motto [in latin, it’s : cremabit super terram initium ~ Ed.]. So Montreal come in after a...
South Couch Report : Los Angeles v Toronto
Part I Write Before The Match : Lol. LA Galaxy are weak. Toronto is the toast of the league. Like you could’ve predicted a reality where this could have happened. Toronto is missing Seba and Jozy due to precaution. More like an awesome precaution, am I right? Vazquez as a forward. Ok. Sure. Why the fuck not. On to the Match : 1’ – No Vic Rauter? Ugh. Fine. 5’ – I demand that any reference to Bradford Jamieson MUST...
The South Stand Report : Toronto v San Jose
The Part I Write Before The Match : Seriously, I don’t know what to put here. Toronto good. Anything they do seems to work, even to a small degree (like salvage a draw). San Jose has Wondolowski, who I am a fan of. Best hitman in league history. So, Toronto wins. I hope. Still predicting 3-2. Bold Predictions : Vazquez 2 goals or assists Vako 1 goal or assist Giovinco booking On to the Match : 9’ – @malarkeyFC notices that...
The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : It feels like forever since I saw Toronto play Montreal. Doesn’t feel like forever? It feels like forever? Bold Predictions : Montreal does not win Vazquez 2 assists Someone’s getting a straight red card On to the Match : 10’ – Altidore has a go from about 15 yards out, fires it just wide of the post. 12’ – wonderful through ball by Delgado, shot fires well wide. 16’ – Dzemaili...
South Couch Report : Chicago v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : Look, it was my birthday yesterday and I had a conflict. I could watch wrestling or TFC. While TFC should deliver, wrestling will deliver. So I watched this after the game was over. Unless Toronto wins by 7, I feel I made the correct choice (and if you don’t watch wrestling, you could look down on me, but then you missed it and I feel sorry for you, so it’s cyclical). Onto the Match...
Where Our Podcast Is Found
It’s Old But Still Proud Of It
