South Couch Report : UANL v Toronto, Round 2, FIGHT!
The Part I Write Before : *inhale* *exhale* We’re gonna be ok. We’re gonna be fine. We’re gonna be OK. We’re gonna be fine. Bold Predictions : Gignac will scare the hell outta me (something like this) Tigres will score two. Jozy will score one. Yeah, no scoreline prediction. No sure how this will fall. On to the Match : 12′ – Morrow is down. Not good. 14′ – SUB – Morrow is off and...
South Stand/Couch Report : Toronto v Colorado, CCL, 2nd leg, FIGHT!
Bold Predictions : Toronto wins by 2 Osorio gets at least a point Red card for the Colorado Mammoth (H/T @DuncanDFletcher) On to the Match : 10’ – Hagglund goes down hard. But he’s ok. 26’ – Altidore goes down. Out comes the stretcher but he comes off on his own. 29’ – Morrow takes a through ball from the wing from Seba, passes it past MacMath but also past the far post. 31’ – Seba takes a ball inside his...
The South Couch Report : Colorado v Toronto, CONCACAF Champions League, first leg (FIGHT!)
Didn’t I write one of these buggers, like, a few weeks ago?!? AGAIN!?! Ugh. Remember that off-season we used to have. From early October until mid-March. Oh those halcyon days gone by. Now we’re in this bastardized version of Champions League (ummm… groups?) and we’re playing the most vanilla f’ing side in the first round. The Colorado Rapizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… wha? Sorry, 10pm kick-offs make me sleepy against boring...
The South Couch Report – Columbus v Toronto, 1st Leg
Ok so this report is gonna be different as I am just going to watch it and fill in the blanks at the half and end. This isn’t the game that I want to miss something because I was typing up a stupid thought about Cooper flailing about and giving up a ball of the future. #couldHappen First half : The 5-3-2 (which is kinda a 3-5-2 really… Look at it! It is) was very bus-parking-esque when they lined up, but it’s proven...
The South Couch Report : Toronto v New York
Full disclosure, I made my choices and in the face of the results I stand by those choices. I had the opportunity to go see a pointy ball game in Hamilton against the much-hated rivals about 4 months ago, and I chose that over some random-ass home game near the end of the season against Red Bulls. Also full disclosure, the other game I went to, the home team blew it in spectacular fashion against the much-hated rivals. Meanwhile, at...
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