THE STARTING 11: Examples of TFC Putting Someone In The Wrong Role

Probably the worst inspirational speaker in the world.

Probably the worst inspirational speaker in the world.

Remember that time that Toronto FC “won the off-season” by signing some big name DP’s and expensive European veterans? Remember that time they also failed to sign a single fullback? It’s the latter fact which has made “Adventures in Fullbacking” starring Warren Creavalle and Ashtone Morgan a hit. Worse still, the knock-on effect recently saw the one good fullback – Justin Morrow – forced into the centreback position. Not an ideal situation for TFC to be in but sadly this is far from the first time they have ill-advisedly forced someone into a less than useful role…

11. JERMAIN DEFOE: Customer Loyalty Rep
10. MO JOHNSTON: Five Year Planner
9. ANDREA LOMBARDO: Transportation Secretary
8. MIGUEL ACEVAL: Team Recreation Officer
7. TIM LEIWEKE: Director of Parade Logistics
6. JACOB PETERSON: Local Tourism Ambassador
5. NICK SOOLSMA: Designated Driver
4. COLLIN SAMUEL: Buffet Security
3. PAUL MARINER: Full-Length Trouser Model
2. DANNY KOEVERMANS: Inspirational Speaker
1. MISTA: Striker

Author: Tony Walsh

Tony Walsh is a writer, former minor-league broadcaster and failed astronaut. Born into supporting an underachieving football club only to end up supporting a second underachieving football club - through what must be deemed as soft immigration policies - he continues to make terrible life choices. Walsh is a keen observer of the malarkey-rife sport of football and is considered one of the leading voices on the Collin Samuel Obesity Epidemic.

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